My email is an endless stream of “upgrade to get access to—“
I don’t want it. I want to downgrade. I want to get less access. I want the opposite of what you’re selling.
Portland lost 4-1 at home to Vancouver
We beat Vancouver at home 3-1
So we're gonna beat Portland 7-1 at Providence with Cody Baker and Alex Roldan starting at centerback
$2 cover
I can't make it tonight, work dinner
Yo OLYMPIA: It's Chess Night. Wander down to Three Magnets and play with ~30 people.
- Register at OlyBlunders.com before arriving.
- It's ok if you suck.
- Kids are welcome to play.
- It's a blast.
COME HANG
Look It's a $145 pair of florsheim Oxfords. If these nitwits are walking around in these they don't have sufficient problem solving skills to take a pizza order. No one thought to go get the same shoe in a different size? If you're gonna give his balls a tug make him think he's a good shopper too.
Tokyo opens in three hours and you're going to drape your arm around the Mayor of Shantytown... --Charlie Young
I've liked you for years and this doesn't hurt that
Thicc boi
Go ders
Uhhh I'm a consultant
How delightfully vague!
My favorite hat of all time
Podfish wearing sounders kit ca.2011 or so and 2016 "MLS World Cup" cap signed by former Wiz star Jimmy Conrad who purchased it off the street and gave it away on Twitter the following week.
Go Ders
For me it's the combo of stupidity and absolute evil intent. No lex luthor on this staff
Did you hit up lucy darling somewhere?
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72
“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit
9 people in front of a Starbucks store show off their union vote papers and celebrate.
FACT: Starbucks has spent unfathomable amounts on union-busting their own workers.
ANOTHER FACT: Baristas are cutting through the corporate BS and continuing to WIN!
Congratulations to workers at Colorado's 14th & Tomichi store - they just won their union!!! ✊🔥
I guess people should worry about the Gorn retaliating on Cardassian and Federation planets. Like I said, this is war, some people will die. #StarTrek #Sisko197
the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics
this is what it feels like to post on bluesky
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”
Screaming
A sign outside a church that reads: Don’t just pretend to love others. Really love them. Romans 12:9
The latest sign at the church down the street.
Point/Counterpoint This War Will Shut Off 20% of the Global Petroleum Supply for A Month and Send the Economy into a Stagflationary Tailspin vs. No It Won’t Published: March 26, 2003
Sincerely,? is a cry for help.
Of all the things Costco can't keep on the shelves why does it have to be the Kirkland Signature organic nonfat Greek yogurt? It's a staple!
I co-taught a lesson on executive authority in China and the US with Chinese President Xi Jinping
NOEM: I would disagree with the judge
CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree?
NOEM: A what?
CROCKETT: A law degree
NOEM: No I do no-
CROCKETT: Okay
New Sounders podcast with @soccerwithshane.bsky.social and @podfish.bsky.social!
Listen: linktr.ee/talkinders
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Jasmine Crockett is a class act. 💙
At lumen it will cost $37 and only be served at club level
