Conor

It was like if the MLB allowed corked bats

This is a pro-fun account.

There’s a lot going on, times are hard and they aren’t going to get better any time soon.

Celebrate your half birthday.Make up holidays.Find reasons to gather, party and fellowship.Find your people.Spend time with family and friends. Ignore anyone in opposition to fun.

being a carless american is awesome. financial harm caused by rising oil prices won't directly effect me, and secondary effects aren't something we are trained to think about. when the time comes i'll just blame the rising prices i do experience on supernatural causes. maybe goblins

let eat

It's so hard to choose! www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzRW...

Reading your palm: Wow… this is quite the life line… you will live a long healthy life!!

Reading your skull: Too bad you’ll be Irish during it

Cloud-to-butt returns

Little image I made of the Transit Adviser from SimCity 2000, but it says: "YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON SELF-CARE! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"

We need a word that means the same thing as “enshittification” but doesn’t make me think of Chuck Wendig making a soyface. A normal word

ICE “left” Chicago in November, but they’ve disappeared three people from my community in two days this week.

Don’t believe the hype about them, leaving Minnesota, either.

This story mentions "Oak Brook Gateway" in the Chicago suburb of Oak Brook as one of the buildings in which ICE is supposedly planning office space.

Oak Brook Gateway is managed by Fairbridge Partners LLC. I tried to contact them, but the only email listed on their website bounced back as invalid.

All of my orbs, gone

Shout out to big cities. FUCK Middle America

I'm in Chile right now visiting family, and this is the type of shit I love about latin america.

Living in the gooberverse

I doubt tech alone could solve this issue, but it does have me looking at these publishing platforms' APIs 👀

I'm Shipping Up To Boston takes the light from my eyes

CHOTINER: how's about i compare you to leni riefenstahl

GUY: ok idc

Many of you never looked at subredditsimulator and it shows

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lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy

@schakowsky.house.gov >:(

Chicagoans rally in wake of ICE shootings in Minneapolis and Portland

"ICE out now," protesters shouted Saturday in Edgewater and the Magnificent Mile following the shooting death of Renee Good in Minneapolis and the shooting of two others in Portland, Oregon.

I hope one day wsl swallows Windows whole.

Wait until they find out about the NRA (National Restaurant Association)

'A directive from above': Former NYT editor lays out how the paper pushes anti-trans bigotry In this in-depth interview, former New York Times editor Billie Jean Sweeney details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, how some staff tried to stop it, how it's directe...

this is worth reading. a longtime NYT insider confirms that the paper's abrupt turn into seething anti-trans bigotry came directly from the top: AG Sulzberg and his 2 deputies, Joe Kahn and Carolyn Ryan transnews.network/p/a-directiv...

Can Brandon Johnson also do this please