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Old Major Pig

@sociologistpig

Boston | 27 | he/she/they/it | love of my life is @cubwov.bsky.social, but weโ€™re open ๐Ÿ‘€ | rly soft | sociologist who doesnโ€™t read enough | 18+ only | โ€œhates all chasersโ€ | tip the fat gays you jerk off to if you want us to stay fat and fatter โ˜บ๏ธ

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Wow which one of yโ€™all decided it would be cute to report and ban my telegram channelโ€ฆ wtfโ€ฆ nasty and evilโ€ฆ

08.03.2026 15:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very handsome pig dad stache ๐Ÿ˜˜

05.03.2026 01:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Beard is getting mighty scruffy and I need a haircutโ€ฆ dangerously close to approaching a dad stache era potentially ๐Ÿ‘€

04.03.2026 19:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 327 ๐Ÿ” 19 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No her drag is like in many ways horrendous and I canโ€™t pretend sheโ€™s serving, but I know she CAN serve and I feel like sheโ€™s leaning into how people see her instead of like resisting it lol

28.02.2026 03:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She seriously wins me over more and more every day, like genuinely turning her terroristic runway walk into a likable brand lmfao

28.02.2026 03:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Communicationship ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

27.02.2026 21:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good news, you are !!

27.02.2026 04:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pretty sure itโ€™s every day fatness for you ๐Ÿค—

26.02.2026 23:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I appreciate the thought but I do in fact work in a school ๐Ÿ˜ญ

26.02.2026 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Big enough to see a whole bunch of butt cheek when I bend over lol

26.02.2026 20:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you itโ€™s been a rough day for this fat pig ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

26.02.2026 20:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So anyway now Iโ€™m walking with a slight limp and my leg is probably bruised somewhere I canโ€™t determine yet and Iโ€™m sad that I ripped a pair of pants that were a Christmas gift that I love in a world where itโ€™s so hard to find cute clothes that fit fat bodies but HEY AT LEAST I LOOK LIKE THIS

26.02.2026 20:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 319 ๐Ÿ” 24 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God saw me posting ass yesterday and said โ€œyou will slip and fall on ice this morning, land on your left ass cheek, rip a hole around the butt cheek exposing it while wearing a jockstrap, not notice it and walk around work all morning with a cheek hanging out, only to be warned about it at 11:30amโ€

26.02.2026 19:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 52 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking so good dad ๐Ÿ˜˜

26.02.2026 02:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Does going to the gym and doing chest make me feel good because endorphins or because I get insatiably horny off my tits and the smell of my armpits after a workout ๐Ÿค”

Idk anyway buy me late night snacks itโ€™s called bulking for a reason ๐Ÿค—

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26.02.2026 02:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 246 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I also thought this was you at first lol

26.02.2026 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need a whiff bad ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

25.02.2026 19:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy hump day, who wants to be the first to get a lick ๐Ÿฅฐ

25.02.2026 18:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 308 ๐Ÿ” 22 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Me, now, asap ๐Ÿคค

24.02.2026 18:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hello my tongue is a towel ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ

21.02.2026 02:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn so could I ๐Ÿคค

21.02.2026 01:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which of us is bending over first ๐Ÿค”

20.02.2026 16:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Morning musky pit tax ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿท

20.02.2026 13:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 184 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The most gorgeous dad wow ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

19.02.2026 23:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hiiiii yeah Iโ€™m freaks too

18.02.2026 23:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clone wars is crazyโ€ฆ but literally every day that we go grocery shopping or something the cashier will ask if weโ€™re brothers ๐Ÿซฉ

18.02.2026 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ass coverage??? More like I need to COVER that ASS in RUBS

18.02.2026 16:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Waiting for my boyfriend to give up on their mullet first because if we both have a mullet then weโ€™ll truly never defeat the boyfriend twin allegations ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

18.02.2026 05:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thinkโ€ฆ the next time I get a haircutโ€ฆ I will return to dad stache as well ๐Ÿซฃ

18.02.2026 04:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0