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so it turns out if u space out the pre-guest cleaning tasks over the course of 3 days instead of waiting til the night before they arrive it's actually pretty chill

a group of people are running down a hill with a blue sky in the background ALT: a group of people are running down a hill with a blue sky in the background

omw

3d unicorns. Ok bye

A marker and colored pencil drawing of two tigers embracing with a rainbow above them.

Tigers, 11x14 inches, 2025
marker and colored pencil
Sold at the BLFC’25 art show

regardless. i hope her husband is beat to death with an expensive vase

the thing is i have a hard time telling when a narrator is unreliable so i'm ALMOST certain this poor woman is just the final boss of social anxiety but like. what if they all really do hate her omg 😭

one-sided beefing with one of The franchises in existence is so funny but this is my molehill and i'll die on it idc

Dont Forget Youre Here Forever

the fact that i sleep with my phone on the bed next to my pillow is wretched and unwholesome somepony pls remind me to buy an actual alarm clock 😓

Quirrel!

finally reading the copy of rebecca an old coworker gave me years and years ago which she herself had bought secondhand

that being said most of my parent-aged coworkers have zillennial kids and/or tiktok accounts so perhaps..... i've been the out of touch one this whole time......

supervisor hired her son's friend who is apparently a twitch streamer and for whom this is apparently her "first grown up job" and while it'll be nice to have another coworker who's not old enough to be my parent i'm not sure i'm ready to be Out of Touch

5 of those pages are dedicated to the love interest complaining about political correctness and straight up firing off a slur, 50 are for describing how fat the main character thinks she is whilst she breasts boobily about, and the rest are spent solving ~riddles~ that aren't even CLEVER

500 godforsaken pages but it's a mercifully quick read so i'm a already fifth of the way thru. yeesh

picked this up after a seeing a post that was like "once u read this book u realize how much of contemporary horror just is this book" assuming it was a de facto recommendation and y'all...... this shit is SO ass 🤡

2019 had some good ideas

also scooped up a biiiig harvestman randomly chilling on a wall at work this morning i am on a roll 💅 (these guys worry me bc they are SO fragile and so frantic and they can detach their limbs as a last resort and i need them to know that won't be necessary 😭🙏)

does it function similarly enough to pinkwashing/greenwashing to be called like. femwashing?? which is kind of linguistically unfortunate but.

escorted the poor thing outside (eety bitty house spider) and it looked so stumped by the paper i carried it on 🥺

my beautiful beloved 20lb cat who is at times afraid of the laser pointer tried to square up against a spider yesterday 😭 he has these big ol tufts of fluff between his toes so i don't think he could've even squished it

wait the windows 7 sticker omg 😭 she is vintageee

now. who's to say the hard drive hasn't liquefied at some point in the last decade but! that will be tomorrow-fen's problem

FINALLY dug out the power cord for my old pc (like late high school early college oooold) and tried not to get my hopes up but holy shit we have lifdoff

opened up acnh the other day my island felt Off and i was like "alright what the hell did i-- oh my god it's spring"

"but first, the sea" is so 🤌 but also am i. receiving trans signals? 👀

he's ribbed for her ple-- [i am dragged beneath a crashing wave]

which is not a recommendation to be clear like if u want a story about becoming god and rewriting reality for the girl u love watch serial experiments lain