Harper

big fan of whatever is wrong with him

can't be emphasised enough that no matter how empty Valve's defense of lootboxes sounds, the lawsuit is also a trojan horse to censor violence in games so it's not a good idea to side with it lol

No they do not

Also don't even try to debate me on any aspect of this.

I literally could not care less if you have any kind of a "Yes but-" argument.

“He does what?”
“He likes to guess their shoe size and orders it for them.”
“And they don’t fit?”
“No, he’s comically wrong. Like, every time.”
“And they wear them anyway?”
“Yeah. See, that’s how you know how sycophantic they are. It’s symbolism.”
(beat)
“Eh. We can’t do that. It’s too on the nose.”

Hard to be sneaky when you’re all wearing shoes that don’t fit.

Okay so there's actually a very useful technical term this amount of time that's typically reserved for academic environments. It's called a "stadia." Used in a sentence: "Google Genie 3 will last one stadia."

just saying: it's possible that "I'm gonna dramatically constrict my state capacity while plotting dramatic imperial expansion, and expanding my set of internal enemies while alienating most of my foreign allies" is the beginning of a world-historical masterstroke. but also possible that it isn't

haha what the fuck bsky.app/profile/atru...

A well-known thespian set out for what could have been a pleasant night at the theatre.

Hours later, his life had drastically changed as he was being hunted for shooting President Lincoln in the head.

Spoiler alert - they are the same game

It's crazy that just repeatedly saying to the world that you're *about* to do something good even though you have a terrible track record is like... a viable economic strategy. Hell, Elon's been right-around-the-corner lying to ppl for like 15 years and it's cost him nothing.

Israeli soldiers were killed by brown people terrorism while Lebanese buildings simply disintegrate and Iranian school girls spontaneously stop being alive - similar to how Palestinian babies just instantly combust in well-documented examples written up by the NYT.

Screenshot of game with a picture of Uso from Victory Gundam as he says "I'm doing this for the real creators of life: women."

an artwork by Spindle of the character/self-inert, Spindle, an elflet with teal/green hair tied up in a high ponytail. She's wearing a yellow top with baggy sleeves, orange bikini top underneath, and sheer/see-through black long skirt, as well as beige flats

Spindle in beach-adjacent fit

Still like how I drew a Black Mage w me hair a few months back. I should give her a drinking buddy one of these months 🍻

Elemental blessings for all this International Women’s Day ☀️

a picture of a bathroom stall door that says "suck a girl's dick and take her to taco bell" the lighting and wall look pink and the tile behind it is multicolored

happy women's day !!

what you should do tonight:

Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

happy international women's day

My interpretation of the Eowyn "I am no man" scene from the Lord of the Rings. Eowyn is giving us her back, she has a long cape and her hair are floating in the air. She is surrounded by smoke, branding her sword as she just removed her helmet. In front of her, the giant head of the King of the Nazgul. The illustration is in a limited colour palette of shades of black/grays and pinks. Over the King of the Nazgul's face "I am no man" in pink.

International Women's Day ⚔️ a Day of Strength, Resilience and Change, and a reminder that the centuries-long fight for women's and trans women's right not over!

peasants watching the same 2 guys crash into each other at full speed.

it's only 4 times larger than Iraq, has only 90 million people, only 95% of it is mountain or desert and they've only been mentally prepping for being invaded for 40 years. Gonna be a breeze

Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century.
Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something.
Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities.
Riker: Yes, sir.

sure, people are being dumped in concentration camps by secret police, our country actively funds and commits genocide in the middle east, and it's run by a cabal of pedophiles whose victims are actively seeking justice, but can we forget all that and focus on MY cozy comfy video game streams? 🤡

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

clinton's plan to beat trump was to elevate him above the rest of the republican field and then coast to an easy victory. i don't think she was right about that

I've never used grammarly but if you have an account, I'd throw it in the trash and set it on fire because what the actual fuck