saylor

i would really love to drink a light beer right now

neva seen tha future look so clear

i've asked every doctor on the eastern seaboard if they are willing to give me a custom blend of sedatives that keep me in a state of twilight anesthesia until Slay The Spire 2 is out

get ur money up not ur funny up

*extremely kenyan voice*

roll tide

people who can do work on laptops in coffee shops arent real people or dont have real jobs

cant believe my two heroes (Stefon Diggs, Clavicular) are in trouble with the law

do u think my coworkers know who clavicular is yet

do u think anyone who enjoys streetlight manifesto goes to the gym

day date and the apple watch are the best watches as they tell you wat day of the week it is

~if the business is true~

i had a BAD day

didnt need to know what punkatoony phil says about winter ending we get it bitchhhh

“fayetteville arkansas, the track and field capital of the world” - the announcer at this track and field meet in fayetteville, arkansas

if u dont jikkalayang u dont jikkalabang

Friday in the 4HL you can really feel the pull of the weekend

when i set my ac to 60 degrees when i’m not even in my apartment it is saudi aramcos fault

i peeped your gram & you don't even live a true chrome hearts lifestyle bro

its so cold out my hands hurt

algo thinks im a gay furry :(

i think i am at odds with the people on this website in general but this will not stop me from coding my extremely cool custom client

@barackobama.bsky.social hi obama

x the everything app never did such a thing

why does this algo default to showing me gay guys rubbing themselves down w oil

if i made 100 million dollars like odell beckham jr i would like to think that i would still have some of it

leave her alone thats her job