Greg Andersson

“This is her third nah-meeya-nah-sheeon”

A screen grab of YouTube auto captions providing the text “Muriel” and “your hurry” because Zak Bagans is completely incapable of pronouncing the word “Mercury”

YouTube auto captions are like, “Uhhhh what”

I put my Blu-ray on like 3 days ago just to watch that scene.

Roger Corman directs “Batman Returns Again!” and is mad about money being wasted. That scene alone is worth the price of admission.

Went out to lunch at a nice Italian restaurant and saw Death Becomes Her on Broadway. This is the way to Super Bowl.

*waiting to get on 🤦‍♂️

He walked right past me at LAX once (he was getting off the plane I was waiting to getting on) and it energized me for at least two years

Renaming Penn Station after Trump would be fitting as it was, is, and always will be a dilapidated shithole.

"We're all in the Epstein files" is the new "every white guy goes through a Nazi phase."

In that the only appropriate response to either is:

The federal government is out here murdering folks and lying about it while half the country is cheering them on. Jokes have been made about us living in Orwell’s 1984 before, but we’re really here now and it’s fucking depressing.

Because they’re military rejects playing dress up

Real ones know #BEC

Friends is unwatchable.

66 You may be 38 years old, as I happen to be. And one day, some great opportunity stands before you and calls you to stand up for some great principle, some great issue, some great cause. And you refuse to do it because you are afraid.... You refuse to do it because you want to live longer.... You're afraid that you will lose your job, or you are afraid that you will be criticized or that you will lose your popularity, or you're afraid that somebody will stab you, or shoot at you or bomb your house; so you refuse to take the stand. Well, you may go on and live until you are 90, but you're just as dead at 38 as you would be at 90. And the cessation of breathing in your life is but the belated announcement of an earlier death of the spirit. Martin Luther King Jr.

Perhaps an episode on Triloquist in his honor? It can be a SHORT one.

Sledge Hammer will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Rob Reiner was one of the key people behind the effort to go to court to overturn California's anti-marriage equality Proposition 8 when it passed in 2008.

Working with Chad Griffin, they founded the American Foundation for Equal Rights and got Ted Olson and David Boies to team up to fight Prop 8.

This may be the funniest four minutes you ever watch in your life. Thank you for everything, Rob Reiner. You’ll be forever missed.

Rob Reiner directed three movies in my all time top ten. The humor and warmth that emanated from the man was palpable. The kind of man that felt like a friend even though you’d never met him. He cared deeply about democracy and this country. Devastating news. I’m gutted.

it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society

Tarantino dunking on great actors, meanwhile he continually steps in front of the camera to deliver the most unwatchable performance in whatever he appears in. Great writer/director but as a person he’s seriously an Elon-level obnoxious dork.

Relay was such a pleasant surprise!

I remember seeing you in a hell of a short film that took several years to finally get through post!

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen*

- Smashing Pumpkins
- Metallica
- Andrew WK
- Tenacious D
- The Doobie Brothers

*Some of the outliers outside of the countless punk shows I’ve been to

I know she’s been diplomatic about working with him, but I want AOC to primary the shit out of Chuck Schumer.
“The Democratic Party cannot last much longer by denying the future.”

The sad truth is because press outlets weren’t terrified of Biden the way they are of Trump. Biden wasn’t a fragile, retaliatory baby in need of constant validation. Refusing to sign the Pentagon’s press rules was the first sign of the press outlets having spines in years.

I’m on my third 12-pack of the season 🤭 They’re very sweet, but very good

Paid off a good chunk of my credit card debt and my credit score goes from exceptional to very good. This system is a fucking scam.

I just bought a snapper of Space Cowboys today