Received a huge reward from a patientβs kid today
Received a huge reward from a patientβs kid today
Roses are red πΉ
Violets are blue πͺ»
You should only be giving *minimal* doses of naloxone π
And remember oxygen too π«
Starting my OBGYN rotation with a mandatory 630Am zoom conference, sure why not π€·πΌββοΈ
Shoutout to the real hero of my General Surgery rotation: the med student who left his rare Jasmine Edition of Surgical Recall in the break room. Dr. Luehrs you saved me from so many attending questions
Hot take: Iβm glad DeepSeek is making all the tech /wall street guys freak out. Most AI feels overhyped and not nearly as impressive as the sales pitch. Competition is a good thing
Surgical aid - βhey what age do babies usually develop a pincer grasp?β
Me - βumm I think itβs typically around 1 yearβ
SA - βok so you should be able to hold this retractor rightβ
Me - π«
Idk man at some point they should just delete the card for you
Supposedly we will be getting specialty specific advisors next week. But for now our poor dean had to try to answer any and every question people could throw at him
School decided that the first week of January was a good time to give us a complete crash course into how The Match is gonna work.. have you ever seen 100+ med students have panic attacks on a single Teams call?
Iβll just go ahead and make this into a flash card
Health insurance board members on their conference call tomorrow morning
I feel like any honest reporting on this needs to also include the record profit margins United was making along with some of the harms that causes
So is it like an ER sequel? Same cinematic universe? Do all over the top medical shows just exist in the same reality?
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If extreme exertion is on the diff is it worth asking about Pre-workout / supplement use? I canβt imagine that creatine supplements are doing any good to a young athletes kidneys
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Why is airway management listed ahead of vascular access and fluid resus? Wouldnβt you need vascular access before attempting to RSI?
Wall painted with a very incorrect and erratic EKG strip
I want to know who signed off on painting this rhythm on the medical school library wall
So if anyone has any good study guide recommendations Iβm all ears
Basically the Tintinalli table of contents
Me: messages EM attending Iβm hoping to shadow
Him: yea come on, just check out a few topics first
Me: oooh cool cool yea no problemβ¦
#EMsky
Surely I misheard. Thereβs no way Dr. Oz, the OG grifter, president of grift university, has been tapped to lead the largest and most influential US healthcare entity.
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At this point I think Iβve learned, forgotten, and relearned Sacral OMT more than any other concept in all of medicine
Update 2x: Iβm fine, I donβt swallow it, they just made sure I rinsed well π«
Update: called poison control.. I canβt show my face in the ED here, I know the attendings
Just accidentally put hydrocortisone cream on my toothbrush instead of toothpaste. Hope everyone else is having a great night
University supplied dorm room / maybe once an old hotel for this rotation.. think the RA is gonna come check in on me?
Yea Iβve got nothing against OMM, but itβs a lot of work just for a small number of clinical hours π€·πΌββοΈ
Currently packing up my car to move back to the main campus so I can complete a 1.5 week Osteopathic Medicine rotation⦠seems like a lot of moving parts for a pretty short rotation