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Just some internet jokes in search of a human form

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Billy Crudup. I had to look that up because I couldn’t remember it either. He is a very haunted actor. I remember him best from an old art film called Jesus’ Son, but he’s done a lot.

14.03.2026 02:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But… that’s a Luckdragon and I don’t have anything to do with a dismal world that’s dying. Oh, what’s this I’m being told?

14.03.2026 02:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

None of these words are in the
Bible.

14.03.2026 01:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As a planet that ate planets. Perfect casting.

13.03.2026 23:15 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The entire Watchmen film. Utterly unwatchable dreck, but whoever cast that film should have won an award. I feel like they got a tremendous number of weird and specific roles spot on.

13.03.2026 22:55 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Just got racially profiled* at Del Taco

*they didn’t give me any hot sauce

13.03.2026 22:29 👍 25 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0

This new bar sucks. It has uniforms.

13.03.2026 22:08 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

“Liberal” in the asterisk-laden way The Economist is “liberal”

12.03.2026 22:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The problem with boycotting chili’s because of this is that no one in there right mind should be going there at all. It’s like JKR or Chik-Fil-A. I can’t in good faith convince you to be better on my account because I still can’t bring myself to part with money for your swill

11.03.2026 22:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m in the cheese business and this is demonstrably horseshit. I should be able to sue him for the fraud that he speaks

11.03.2026 21:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This isn’t the nazi tattoo guy is it? His name reminds me of the nazi tattoo guy’s. But I’m sure you wouldn’t endorse the NTG because you’re not fucking morons, right?

Anyway, I feel bad for everyone who is getting their names confused and thinks you might be endorsing a guy with a nazi tat.

11.03.2026 21:29 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not until they actually, I dunno, do something good.

11.03.2026 21:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A circular embroidered patch with a pink border, featuring a grey kitten holding a knife in its mouth and the text "SHOW NO MERCY".

A circular embroidered patch with a pink border, featuring a grey kitten holding a knife in its mouth and the text "SHOW NO MERCY".

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Show No Mercy Patch. Mercy is for the weak. Don't be weak. Be a kitten.
collabs.shop/g3pcdq

11.03.2026 15:45 👍 201 🔁 28 💬 3 📌 2

Just say you were… all mixed up about what day it was.

11.03.2026 20:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Surfaces… what a repulsive choice of words there. I hope they burn

11.03.2026 18:30 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A key thing about corporate use of genAI is that it removes all the friction involved between the executives' weird fetish shit and inner thoughts, and public display

It does to corporations what alcohol does to a bigot.

11.12.2025 09:40 👍 844 🔁 291 💬 4 📌 14

Yes, the author uses AI in his daily life. Why do you ask?

11.03.2026 16:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“I will actually let you draft and send this email as there are a decent number of movie parts that you’ll need to be a decision on”

—the latest link in an email thread going around my office about a botched delivery

11.03.2026 16:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This would be a great way to cure me of that nasty voting habit that I’ve developed.

11.03.2026 01:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No. We need to double it.

11.03.2026 01:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

…And I’m sick of us rounding down

10.03.2026 16:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hole Borker

New York, Book Indexes to Passenger Lists, 1906-1942

10.03.2026 16:37 👍 109 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 3
Banger of a tweet from 2018:

Me (young, naive): I hope something good happens. Me (now): I hope whatever bad thing happens is at least funny.

Banger of a tweet from 2018: Me (young, naive): I hope something good happens. Me (now): I hope whatever bad thing happens is at least funny.

09.03.2026 23:15 👍 37 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
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I can't compete with this.

09.03.2026 16:20 👍 10345 🔁 1745 💬 232 📌 412

The hour we lost for daylight savings time was the hour I was going to use to get my life together

09.03.2026 00:29 👍 72 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 0

We ARE the bad guys, ya goof.

09.03.2026 00:03 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Ad photo of Belle Saison showing a wheel with label  and a cut wheel showing the interior. The rind is tan with a whitish dusting on one wheel. The paste is solid, yellow-orange and very rough, suggesting it is quitedry and crumbly.

Ad photo of Belle Saison showing a wheel with label and a cut wheel showing the interior. The rind is tan with a whitish dusting on one wheel. The paste is solid, yellow-orange and very rough, suggesting it is quitedry and crumbly.

Belle Saison as purchased in clear plastic wrap with label. It is ivory, unlike in the ad. There is a powdery white surface on a very thin rind.

Belle Saison as purchased in clear plastic wrap with label. It is ivory, unlike in the ad. There is a powdery white surface on a very thin rind.

Belle Saison by Isigny-Ste. Mère

Hard French 🐄 🧀 with natural rind. I bought a bad one, rock hard, with a rind that was nearly impossible to eat. Still smelled sweet. Eventually broke in the mouth into pebbles vaguely cheesy and salty, without nuance. I suspect this was at least a year too old.

08.03.2026 14:08 👍 25 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Blocking a poster before they can block you is using “quick” on your attack and subbing a blocklist is like using sweep.

08.03.2026 23:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Chalk writing that reads end of empire 1776 to 2026.

Chalk writing that reads end of empire 1776 to 2026.

Protest on my sidewalk

08.03.2026 23:09 👍 34 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 1

Freight costs will hit literally everything, too. So for some products the effect will be compounded. Especially when you throw in the reborn tariffs that build in some cases potentially build off of freight costs.

08.03.2026 23:29 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0