GamePups, A Balloon Dad Named Squeaks. (It/That)

Oop.

Oh and just so you know, it is more obvious than you think when you stop talking to someone or dealing with them so you can avoid their pronouns. Way to make people give up on who they really are. The majority of you truly make me sick. Stop proving the hateful world right. Do better. Do anything.

After getting some pretty bad medical news yesterday, I'm just gonna put it out there that I have 0 room for people's bullshit anymore. I've had the majority of my life be where I wanted to be happy and be taken seriously instead of as an afterthought, and still I can't have a single good day. Fuck.

Birthday pull.

Welp.

I'm never good enough. I actually put effort in and care, and I am still never good enough. I'm giving up trying. I just wanted to feel real, but the more I try, the more I am reminded how little my value is, and I just don't want to willingly get hurt anymore. 44 is going to suck for me. Fuck it.

Friendly reminder that many of y'all have a backlog of non-Transphobe supporting games.

Go play them.

Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.

NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.

I think I'm struggling with feeling like I deserve to be happy, or that I matter, and I'm afraid I am losing that fight. I wish people didn't lie to my face to save their own. Tired of being a pushover. Of feeling like no one cares to treat others like people. Crying quietly on my own.

I'm tired.

Only if you make eye contact during it.

Luck Magick has been hitting hard af.

Told you.

#1 HEB Eggnog

The True.

Best I have ever had. Best I will ever have. Best.

Fully flavored at the perfect level. Perfect thickness and viscosity in ratio to drinkability and sweetness. This is by far the best for traditional nog. You are doing yourself a disservice if you never had it before.

#2 Hiland Eggnog

Surprised how much I went back to this one. Good average thickness but thin enough to make you keep drinking it without realizing. Very easy to drink on the tongue and pallet. Could be better flavored, but doesn't disappoint.

#3 Southern Comfort Traditional Eggnog

Still the king of cartons. Intended for alcohol but lovely without. Thinner smooth drink overall, but in a way that feels like you wanted it that way. Good for just drinking eggnog or as a coffee/tea creamer. Versatile. Not bland, but room to add more spices.

#4 Planet Oat Oatnog

Actually wonderful. Strangest addition on this list, and still kicks a lot more ass than anticipated. Smooth. Creamy. Seasoned. Thinner than expected, but also not as thin as a typical carton.

#5 Califia Farms Holiday Nog

Deserves a spot on the list. Delightfully flavored. Thinner, but in a refreshing way. Nice to pour over ice and enjoy as a creamy but light treat.

#6 Costco Eggnog

Sadly, more bland than hoped for. Makes up for it with drinkability, smoothness, decent thickness, and sweetness. Easy fix with a spice blend shaken in. Not skimping on richness. Good as an ingredient.

#7 Horizon Organic Eggnog

Has a good sweetness to it without being too sweet. Can be bland, but almost drinks like it expects you to put some spices on top. Notable for mixers.

#8 Lactaid Eggnog

Total respect for giving an option for those that dairy hates. Actually not bad and still enjoyable. More on the thinner side, but not a deal breaker.

#9 Trader Joe's Eggnog

No. I get the concept. No.

#10 Borden Eggnog

The concept of a lie in drinkable form. The color gives a hint of a guarantee that does not deliver. Not bland but dating bland's sister and getting mixed in with the family photos. A choice if nothing else exists, but a choice willingly made, nonetheless.

#11 Promised Land Eggnog

Not too thick, but somehow drinks slower than expected, and with bland flavor for how pompous the company is about their dairy. There are worse flavor wise, but this is one of the worst overall experiences.

We are gonna be real about this.

Oop.

Muahahahahahahahahaaha

Fuck y'all. 💙

Blessed Samhain.

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Feeling better. 💙🎈