my job has been closed for a week bc the office is too stinky to be at. every day we get an email saying "odor unresolved" - taking any and all bets on source of the stink
02.04.2025 19:06
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my job has been closed for a week bc the office is too stinky to be at. every day we get an email saying "odor unresolved" - taking any and all bets on source of the stink
I love eye contact as both audience and performer. And i think you can make eye contact threatening but thats not the default
i just feel like if i saw the pillsbury doughboy in real life id be morally obligated to squash him
we need a "i swear im relistening to this 100x for drag" toggle or something
the genres they invented to describe my listening habits are in of themselves cruel and unusual punishment
you could not get my spotify wrapped out of me with a gun this year
it happened to me: my boyfriend discovered balatro
me in a trenchcoat, my heart breaking a little every time someone asked me if i was dressed like that guy from supernatural
ive started watching columbo for the first time and im so lucky i did this after starting drag or else id be doing my best peter falk impression every number
