Breaking: Doctor Who fan who actually likes Doctor Who found. Previously thought lost forever, archivists have now found a Doctor Who fan who enjoys the show and says positive things about it.
That's the case for anyone who wants to abolish shit. Abolish the monarchy, yeah? Well enjoy President Farage, the Ceremonial Cunt in Chief, who is pure as the driven snow and definitely not loaded.
@alexhorne.bsky.social Pssst. Mara Wilson wants to do Taskmaster.
This hasn't gotten old yet. The key change!
Photos of bottom of skillets, before and after. Before I cleaned it, and after I bought a new one.
Wondering how I did it?
I boiled water and added two tablespoons of vinegar, baking soda, and lemon juice.
I soaked it for 20 minutes, and after that, it looked the same, so I bought a brand new one.
Framed poster of a Newspaper cover that says “ Breaking News Woman Searches For Where Men Get the Audacity”
The fact that I saw this out shopping post #Taskmaster today
55 pies, 55 Thai food, 55 breads, 55 Asian noodles, 55 salads, 100 Virgin Marys, 100 brains, 100 pastas, 100 curries, 100 condiments, 55 seafood, 55 poppadoms, 55 puddings, 55 waters, 55 sandwiches and 155 cereals.
#JeffGoldblum #EdGamble #JamesAcaster #OffMenuPodcast #NoContext #OffMenu
Right, somebody filch Vance's passport. He's not allowed near this one.
They don't. Bots too, mostly. Hi, bots!
I thought this said "US Antichrist" and I didn't even blink.
Brits please explain the etymology of flytipping. Is it pushing a large decommissioned item out of your car on the fly? Is it a garbage-based gratuity paid to flies?
He's not a lucky man, that's for sure.
That's somehow worse than Ford Prefect.
I mistyped an email sign off as “all the bees” instead of “all the best”. I reckon I’m going to stick with it. I can’t think of anything negative that can possibly come of wishing someone all the bees.
OK I was wrong about Kanye. The solution is *not* to starve him of the attention he craves. Turns out he will just continue on a one-man arms race of public fuckery until the heat death of the universe.
Label on CD/DVD drive reads “Works, but makes sad noises.”
this is word for word what my last performance review said
The Pope and Paddington Bear
The angel of death strikes again
This excellent post reminded me what a beaut of a delivery "The chair don't recognise yo ass" was. Comedy gold 🤌🏽
I want you to put the world out there that we back up
Jesus to Mary Magdalene
Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs
Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs
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This is not a rollback of rights for trans people. It is upholding rights explicitly given in law to women for being women, because the disadvantage of being born female starts well before any notions of gender can be formulated.
If you really think this judgment to uphold the legal protections afforded to women as women is akin to Jim Crow laws, there is an imbalance in your sense of fairness and I implore you to reconsider.
This doesn't say that trans people don't deserve rights, just that their rights are separate from women's rights. That is correct and fair.
The woman is completely off her rocker. Does she have no-one who loves her who can get her help?
Not sure what this is supposed to signify? Did they vote or not?
Yep. It's less virulent than the campaign to destroy the BBC in the UK only because fewer Americans are even aware NPR exists.
he just loves being blanketed
dogs, man.
Anyone else feel like some schmuck's spilt coffee on the laptop that's running the matrix?
To be fair, one man technically does not have this kind of power; he has it only because he has the support of an entire political party and its movement
Opinion | I like fascism. I also like my 401(k). I have never felt more politically homeless.
