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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

i’ve heard there’s a strip club in the city that only accepts $2 bills, but that might be from the portland halcyon days

yeah i really only remember hearing about it when we were learning about the era in history when it was made. i do remember seeing clips of it but i think it might’ve been a part of a film explicitly about historic American racism

he’s so natural in it. every episode he say/does at least one utterly wretched thing, yet im always happy to see him on the screen

special shout out to Roger Sterling (played by John Slattery), for being somehow so endearing as to *almost* cancel out the smarminess

Mad Men as a show has so many incredible performances by the cast. it’s basically everyone except Glen

hey don’t get any ideas man, i just like high defense stats

i said what i said

and anyway we already have 3 perfect Eeveelutions (Umbreon, Espeon, Vaporeon)

the thing is, the moment we’re in a shared space we end up doing something interesting. maybe we should just keep doing interesting things

tearing ourselves apart only 50 yards from each other

can’t convince myself to do anything so instead i sit around thinking about how much i could do if i just would

they wrapped the old toilet in a garbage bag and carried it out together like a dead body from a crime scene

we’ve had a handyman at the apartment trying to figure out how to fix our toilet, and after 3 hours they went down to their truck and grabbed a brand new toilet

Matt Johnson of Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie next to a whiteboard with Trapped in 2008 written on it

So there's a war starting in the Middle East, started by a right wing government headed by a guy that's famous for being kind of stupid, and there's a new GTA coming out soon

EAT YOUR VEGATABLES, YUGI-BOY

don’t make me get my improv gun

hit me up if you want any recs

okay heard! i like the faucet one in particular. have a safe move!

bummer :( may i inquire if you are selling any of them?

yeah, can you grab me a deep cut reference that only real fans understand

i have a clock radio for that

i would like to learn the video game technique where a haircut makes my beard longer

we just gotta uncover the stud muffin hiding under the fluff every now and again

trimming my beard to feel handsome again

don’t forget the OG BWC, Bill Walton

keep feeling nostalgic for times in my life that were objectively worse than now. what’s up with that

one of the guys at Funhouse wears the contacts

one of the guys at Funhouse plays Lwaxana once a year and it’s a hoot