Nah, that’s just Saint Paul Shaffer.
10.03.2026 18:08
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Nah, that’s just Saint Paul Shaffer.
Kids just running up the scoreboard, still undefeated.
NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.
Truly a perfect news alert
Two unrelated posts.
Just want to say that your post came in like this on my timeline, just below a post from @roadside.xor.blue. Delightful alignment.
Kill it with fire.
Always a good time to remember and celebrate that balls and carts aren’t the only things that can end up in a lake when you’re golfing.
Booster seat?
You gonna suggest Shacke™️ or Shakce™️.
Every day of life under Trump is waking up to a headline like, “Wyoming is missing”
It kinda looks like The Cream *and* The Clear.
Berman, seeing a ghost.
Liza doing a Big Stretch
Big Stretch. RT if you agree
Bobby Witt, be serious.
post your favorite lord of the rings character. wrong answers only.
*our son
The head tilt.
Support your local brewery
Impregnator Sealer
/pregnant couple walks into a hardware store, excited to start a nursery project
Clerk: “Can I help you find something?”
Wife: (puts her hand on her belly and smiles)
Clerk: “Yup, follow me.”
My colleague offered to fall on his sword, but I replied-all with the truth, which was that AI gave me bad intel. The stakes were very low, so no real harm.
Of course, my emails aren’t algorithm-guided explosives and my CC line doesn’t usually include grade schools in foreign nations. So, yeah.
I asked a colleague a question today and he used an AI agent he had built to get the answer, which I then relayed in an email. Despite being a straightforward query of internal documentation, the answer turned out to be wrong, which was immediately pointed out in a response to my email. 1/2
*Bruce Springsteen voice* woah-oh-oh I'm online
Tomorrow’s high To break record
The kid who lived across the hall from me in our freshmen dorm, every day for exactly one (1) semester:
I can think of quite a few more DC Area locals who should be made to eat shit too.
(Beastie Boys voice)
listen all y'all, it's a
“Evening prayers are fine, but what you really need is a Night Guard.”
Amazing feeling. Remember it well. ❤️
60 degrees at 8 pm, I should be allowed to walk around with a tacky, oversized margarita
Cat with cocktail.
Gigantic mood.
Oldest daughter sent a link to a recent literary review paper she wrote and it’s so obviously well researched and written, more so than anything I would have been capable of in college or ever. 🥹
With GasBuddies like that, who needs GasEnemies?