Thanks to @moryan.bsky.social here's Lee Elia's famous "PRINT IT" speech, reimagined as the opening crawl to a Star Wars movie. starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io?utm_source=w...
oh shit, I owe like hundreds of dollars in tolls in England, I just got a text, I've never even been there, I'm so fucked
“…You wouldn’t like it, though. It’s more of a SHELBYVILLE IDEA.”
Russell’s wasting no time getting to the conclave
4 Screenshots from the movie "The Fugitive" (1993): First, a high-angle shot looking down a stairwell captures U.S. Marshal Samuel Gerard (Tommy Lee Jones) standing at the top, shouting "Richard!" as he pursues fugitive Dr. Richard Kimble (Harrison Ford). Second, Kimble, wearing a green jacket over a hoodie, looks up in alarm while running down a dimly lit corridor, with tension evident in his expression. Third, Kimble is seen through a glass window with two bullet holes, his reflection distorted by the shattered glass, emphasizing the danger of his escape. Fourth, Kimble, now blending into a bustling St. Patrick’s Day parade, dons a green bowler hat and walks among the crowd, his expression tense yet determined; the subtitle reads, "Happy St. Patrick's Day to all of you."
Mar 17th 1993 - After posing as a janitor, Richard Kimble is spotted by Samuel Gerard. He chases Kimble, who escapes through a security door and then hides among a #StPatricksDay parade.
📽️📅 The Fugitive (1993)
“Chuck is basically my idol, so I can’t tell you how excited I was to do that backstage champagne toast with him and get the autographed tote bag,” said Angston...
Dejected Schumer Superfan Can’t Believe He Dropped $10,000 On VIP Party Package
Dejected Schumer Superfan Can’t Believe He Dropped $10,000 On VIP Party Package
theonion.com/dejecte...
Season 8 / Episode 18
"Look at me.
I'm the prime minister of Ireland."
1. EXCLUSIVE
An internal Social Security Administration memo, dated March 13 and obtained by Popular Information, lays out a plan to sabotage the agency.
The memo itself predicts "service disruption," "operational strain," and "budget shortfalls" will result.
Follow this thread for details.
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"I went down there thirty-five minutes ago"
There are corners of the internet where the thirst on this announcement is toppling entire empires
Ah, he never disappoints.
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 6
Screen shot of Netflix pause screen. A young woman in a white sleeveless top stares out with a grim expression on her face. Text reads: “Are you still watching The End of the F***king World? Press play to continue watching.”
Me, every time someone posts something news related
Season 8 / Episode 18
"Happy St. Patrick's day, loser."
Everything starts as noise with Trump. It's sometimes impossible to know if it's going to become signal. So the media chases the noise, which helps them, or ignores it, which has its own set of risks.
This ended up being timely (and will be timely many more times before this is all over, I'm afraid) stancilculture.substack.com/p/crisis-is-...
That's exactly what the yes votes today signaled: there is no bill bad enough for us to block it.
As bad as this one is, the next one will be magnitudes worse and include all sorts of horrors.
Congress has no meaningful mechanism left to balance Trump and Musk, and Americans have no meaningful mechanism to influence any of it. Call? Write? Protest? Wastes of fucking time.
If nothing else, the spineless failure of Trump’s 8 Dems is another kick in the shins to the ongoing viability of “call your senators! They are scared! This will change things!”
F them, and primary all 8:
Cortez Masto D-NV
Durbin D-IL
Schatz D-HI
Schumer D-NY
King I-ME
Fetterman D -PA
Peters D-MI
Hassan D-NH
again, we're americans. we don't have masters. we're not slaves. we talk back to our leaders. and they work for us. we don't cower before clowns. that's our civic tradition going back centuries. i'll lash my to that tradition and go where it takes me
It’s awesome that Senate Democrats are voting to pass Trump’s budget while he’s at the DOJ calling them a bunch of criminals and saying newspapers and MSNBC should be illegal. That’s great, good job guys.
@reckless.bsky.social had it right
New Yorkers and DC residents trying to talk with @schumer.senate.gov are having to push notes through a locked door with police posted outside.
I come back to this a lot because somehow it's even more true: Every Democrat over the age of 70 should make this their last term. www.thedailybeast.com/aging-democr...
You can get this book right here.
To be perfectly clear, Sen. Booker's press secretary just confirmed to me that he is a no on the CR and on cloture:
"He’s a no on both."
