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First Democrat that commits to banishing Trump (and his cabinet), Netanyahu, and Putin to the Phantom Zone gets my vote.

28.02.2026 16:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or when itโ€™s a book (movie/album) you absolutely love, and then you read it again years later, and it does nothing. (Distinct from when you discover the author is loathsome, and you canโ€™t ever get past it.)

26.02.2026 17:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m not sure if youโ€™re a beer drinker, but there are lots of great pubs, my personal favorites being The Ship and Shovell, The Harp (in Covent Garden), The Nell Gwynne (near the theater district), & The Cumberland Arms (near Olympia). Also Kew Gardens! A super cool wrought iron Victorian greenhouse!

25.02.2026 23:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Food-wise, pick a regional cuisine, and look for that neighborhood! Iโ€™ve had amazing Indian, Thai, Chinese, Persianโ€ฆ I donโ€™t have specific recommendations for food other than itโ€™s such a huge culturally diverse city that thereโ€™s no shortage!

25.02.2026 23:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The V&A is really interesting, in that itโ€™s all over the place. Itโ€™s ancient at the bottom, and mid-century at the top. Lots of neat industrial and graphic design. The Tate Modern is fine (Iโ€™ll admit, modern art is kinda boring to me), but the walk across the Millennium Bridge is neat.

25.02.2026 23:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Most of the museums in London are free, which makes going to see something really specific totally acceptable. The British Museum is amazing (though slightly tough to overlook the colonialism)! The London Natural History Museum is amazing; architecturally and content-wise.

25.02.2026 23:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s my favorite TMNT lineup

15.02.2026 14:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was at a friendโ€™s house on Halloween, and Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon came Trick-or-Treating with their daughter.

15.02.2026 14:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice! Iโ€™ll definitely give it a listen!

21.01.2026 22:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A single panel comic. A white middle aged man is gleefully writing a letter at a desk. The word balloons read: 

โ€œDEAR PRIME MINISTER JONAS GAHR STORE, MY NAME IS BRYANT. I AM 52 3/4 YEARS OLD, & I HAVE BEEN EVER SO GOOD THIS YEAR.

I KEPT MY ROOM TIDY. I ATE MY VEGETABLES, & I PREVENTED SEVEN OR EIGHT WARS. I WOULD LIKE A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE, OR A NEW BICYCLE, OR A BB GUN.

AND MAYBE ONE FOR MY LITTLE BROTHER.

BUT NOT AS GOOD.โ€

A single panel comic. A white middle aged man is gleefully writing a letter at a desk. The word balloons read: โ€œDEAR PRIME MINISTER JONAS GAHR STORE, MY NAME IS BRYANT. I AM 52 3/4 YEARS OLD, & I HAVE BEEN EVER SO GOOD THIS YEAR. I KEPT MY ROOM TIDY. I ATE MY VEGETABLES, & I PREVENTED SEVEN OR EIGHT WARS. I WOULD LIKE A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE, OR A NEW BICYCLE, OR A BB GUN. AND MAYBE ONE FOR MY LITTLE BROTHER. BUT NOT AS GOOD.โ€

When I was a wee lad of 21, I thought I wanted to be a political cartoonist. I had a weekly strip in the school paper that was so baroque that I genuinely donโ€™t know what I was talking about, when I look back upon them. Anyway, I periodically dip a toe back into political commentaryโ€ฆ

20.01.2026 14:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks Shel! I really appreciate it! I canโ€™t wait to get my copy of Swordsโ€”I love the art youโ€™ve curated for it!

19.01.2026 00:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks! I definitely want to draw more of them at some point. And Iโ€™ve still been working on a game/setting based on them.

18.01.2026 20:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I genuinely donโ€™t think Iโ€™d be the illustrator and cartoonist I am today without the Oh, The Beating Drum! comics I did for Worlds without Master!

18.01.2026 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I highly recommend the whole Worlds without Master run. Lots of great games, illustrations, comics, and miscellany. Comics and illustrations from Swords without Master RPG art director @portablecity.bsky.social. From Barbarian Lord and Hellboy artist @barbarianlord.bsky.social.

18.01.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You should totally back this project! Itโ€™s got swords! Itโ€™s got sorcery! It has cool fantasy art, and fancy dice, and eidolons!

16.01.2026 01:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Swords Without Master A ttrpg of strange sorceries, ferocious deeds, and astounding wonder by Epidiah Ravachol.

I just backed Swords Without Master on @kickstarter.com And you should too. www.kickstarter.com/projects/unw...

13.01.2026 00:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My biggest issue with making comics is that by the time I get close to finishing one, my style has mutated enough that I want to redraw all the earliest pages. (I abandoned a GN 125 pages in because I kept endlessly redrawing pages from it! I now stick to short works.)

12.01.2026 03:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A modest proposal: a few years from now, once the big players are โ€œvacationingโ€ in the Netherlands (btw, we went to The Hague & Delft this summer, & loved it!), everyone who voted for this chud & his lickspittles goes on a peace corps apology tour. Just to see what their political nihilism wrought.

07.01.2026 16:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Coming soon: Swords Without Master A ttrpg of strange sorceries, brutal violence and astounding wonder by Epidiah Ravachol.

Iโ€™m assuming that for Epimas, everyone is following Swords without Master on Kickstarter www.kickstarter.com/projects/unw..., and playing something weird. (Like an RPG made from the little placemat games you find in roadside diners.)

24.12.2025 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
โ€œDip a Toe in the Briny Deepโ€ An illustration of a seascape. In the distant background are several rounded islands covered in trees. In the middle ground is a boat that looks suspiciously like The Orca from Jaws. In the foreground, a mermaid leans against a rock looking at her phone. There are several seagulls there too, because seagulls are awesome. Itโ€™s mostly blues, and greens, with orange and red notes.

โ€œDip a Toe in the Briny Deepโ€ An illustration of a seascape. In the distant background are several rounded islands covered in trees. In the middle ground is a boat that looks suspiciously like The Orca from Jaws. In the foreground, a mermaid leans against a rock looking at her phone. There are several seagulls there too, because seagulls are awesome. Itโ€™s mostly blues, and greens, with orange and red notes.

A practice illustration for a book project Iโ€™m working on. A few years back, I took a road trip around the Pacific Northwest. I was really enamored with the unusual geography of the Oregon coast, which inspired this illustration. All drawn in Affinity Designer on the iPad.

19.12.2025 16:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Solar and wind power are liberal scams, so we're putting our money on Gramulax the Magnificent, and his magic energy beans.

18.12.2025 16:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mass-Care โ€“ Massachusetts Campaign for Single Payer Healthcare

Want to increase consumer spending? Want to boost innovation by untethering healthcare from employment? Want to save tax-payer money? Want to treat people with dignity and compassion? If only there was a way to do all of those things... oh wait, there is. Single-payer health care. masscare.org

17.12.2025 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Will you be the 666th follower of this kickstarterโ€ฝ (I like that my computer autocorrects to an interrobang.) It's a really fun game!

17.12.2025 18:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A 9 pm address to the American people? How many souls of dead psykers will it take to keep him from dozing off mid rambling, racist tangent?

17.12.2025 18:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a Wall Street Journal article, titled โ€œWhite House Hunts for Ways to Lower the Cost of Livingโ€.

A screenshot of a Wall Street Journal article, titled โ€œWhite House Hunts for Ways to Lower the Cost of Livingโ€.

I havenโ€™t read this article yet, but Iโ€™m assuming itโ€™s a push for single payer healthcare, debt cancellation, and raising the minimum wage.

16.11.2025 13:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A nebbish man walks to the right (his left), holding a sword in one hand and a torch in the other, trailed by a slime monster with too many eyes.

A nebbish man walks to the right (his left), holding a sword in one hand and a torch in the other, trailed by a slime monster with too many eyes.

Is anyone going to Arcanecon in Northampton? There are a bunch of cool games I want to check outโ€”hopefully space is still available!

07.11.2025 16:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely! I haven't been playing enough RPGs lately. I think I'm going to try to check out Arcane Con this year. Are you all heading down for that?

17.10.2025 14:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Prince Valiant uses the coin flip pool for resolution, right? I think I've only played that one once!

17.10.2025 14:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oofโ€ฆ sorry for the typos in the alt text.

17.10.2025 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I knight holding a lance in one hand feeds corn to a giant chicken wearing a saddle. What nonsense is this? Is the chicken some sort of fantastic mount? Also there is a young child with a pageboy haircut holding a shield. Theyโ€™re probably a page. In context thatโ€™s pretty obvious. The background is a fantasy tableau of blues and greens, with hints of warmer colors. Itโ€™s part one of a triptych.

I knight holding a lance in one hand feeds corn to a giant chicken wearing a saddle. What nonsense is this? Is the chicken some sort of fantastic mount? Also there is a young child with a pageboy haircut holding a shield. Theyโ€™re probably a page. In context thatโ€™s pretty obvious. The background is a fantasy tableau of blues and greens, with hints of warmer colors. Itโ€™s part one of a triptych.

The middle panel of a triptych. In it, two folks in medieval garb (wimples and pointy hats) are smiling. One holds a laurel, the other a golden circlet. Technically, itโ€™s a white circlet, but only to provide more contrast against the background. Theyโ€™re surrounded by three pointy dogs. Whippets, or something. Iโ€™m not a dogologist, so I kinda just went for comedic effect. In the background is a cartoonish castle of pointy spires, ramparts, and crenellation.

The middle panel of a triptych. In it, two folks in medieval garb (wimples and pointy hats) are smiling. One holds a laurel, the other a golden circlet. Technically, itโ€™s a white circlet, but only to provide more contrast against the background. Theyโ€™re surrounded by three pointy dogs. Whippets, or something. Iโ€™m not a dogologist, so I kinda just went for comedic effect. In the background is a cartoonish castle of pointy spires, ramparts, and crenellation.

The third part of the triptych. A large knight holds a lance in one hard. Before them is a skinny black horse with jaunty orange decorations in its mane. It looks way too skinny. I sort of drew it as an homage to Mary Blair, so the horse is definitely less than functional. To the knightโ€™s left is also a page holding a shield.

The third part of the triptych. A large knight holds a lance in one hard. Before them is a skinny black horse with jaunty orange decorations in its mane. It looks way too skinny. I sort of drew it as an homage to Mary Blair, so the horse is definitely less than functional. To the knightโ€™s left is also a page holding a shield.

Itโ€™s the Great Joust. Except one guy is definitely riding a chicken. Drawn in three parts, mostly just to make it entirely unwieldy to work on.

17.10.2025 14:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1