Rich or whatever

"Leaves on its side"

"Some near trees"

WHEC is simply amazing.

If you're not going to the mall with your friend so she can buy underwear for herself and her partner, are you even really friends?

Everyone follow @ellejohara.com, my awesome trans friend comic artist here in the PNW!

This is how Dilbert started and we all know how that ended up

They're just trying to achieve synergy

We can't discount the possibility that "partner with stakeholders" means they want to turn the stakeholders into vampires too.

You can write "I'll ask Rich in the dev group" on the ticket and sound like a normal person, honest.

Oh god, we just hired a new project manager who writes things like "partner with stakeholders" unironically.

I cordially invite the "Motorcyclists carry their helmets into stores and restaurants just to look cool" discourse people to tape at least $600 in cash to the hoods of their cars whenever they exit the vehicle to run errands, as well.

I was tempted to try and get it to 69...

Time to humblebrag about my MPG this weekend

I remember going to CCD classes and asking the teacher why they taught us that Jesus loves all the little babies when it had already been made clear that the non-Catholic babies were going to hell if they died without being baptized. She called the priest to help. He made it worse.

It was a little frosty on my ride back to NY this morning

The motel clerk stopped by to drop off cleaning rags for my motorcycle, and she asked which direction I'm heading tomorrow.

So I guess we're going to be riding together for 80 miles.

I should probably replace my travel utensils with metal ones

NC750 Motorcycle at a parking area

Marie Antoinette Overlook marker in PA

Motorcycle by a waterfall

We could have had Marie Antoinette.

A quick otorcycle trip through NY and PA before the snow returns in three days

We're a hotbed of innovation 🤣 Another one that comes to mind is that Artworx, developer of Strip Poker, possibly most pirated Apple II game of all time ( at least by high school boys), also started out here.

And to think that Ebaumsworld started right here in Rochester. I think over on Winton Road?

Our city has better things to be proud of 🤣

I'm fascinated by the posts from people who get mad that when their partner isn't responding to their 5x/hour texts when the partner is hanging out with friends.

Do they really want their partner to be the ass who's always on their phone when they're with other people?

Went for a checkout ride on the motorcycle this morning before I go on a mini trip, and was vigorously waved at by a toddler, with enthusiastic encouragement by her mom. It's spring!

I am far less excited by the updated web portal than the marketing people who keep sending emails about it seem to think

The Rochester subreddit this morning: "Hey, in case you didn't know, ice is slippery and you should be careful when walking on it."

Alright.

PA Route 6 on the motorcycle this weekend? What should I stop and see?

My objections mostly center around not wanting to be around more than a couple people at a time, max. Being unable to escape thousands of them within a couple of acres of deck space for days would give me an aneurysm😂

I'm "We constantly get mail ads for ocean cruises even though the idea of going on one horrifies me" years old.

My BFF and I went to a pre-show dinner at the venue when seeing The Cure three years ago. She looked around at the other diners and asked "Wait, how old are you?" I said 55. Her response was "Why does everyone else here look 70 and you look 40?"😂

I knew that buying a motorcycle that gets 65+mpg was the right choice

If I was a software engineer who had to send an "I don't know how to fix that, can you do something on your end?" email I would fill my pockets with rocks and walk into a lake.

My favorite part of companies using AI-generated XML files for a well documented industry standard is how they completely hallucinate random element names and can't pass even the most basic validation checks.

Do those companies send them to us anyhow? Of course. Do they know how to fix them? No.

On the positive side, we now know that US anti-aircraft systems are pretty good at shooting down US aircraft