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“Behind the bestiality of the SA [Sturmabteilung] often lay a deep hatred and resentment against all those who were socially, intellectually, or physically better off than themselves.”

14.03.2026 18:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I once took too much cough syrup and hallucinated that data was a new state of matter, and that building a giant data center at the center of the universe would reverse its heat death.

Years later, this is was techbros sound like day after day.

14.03.2026 13:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Van is rad. Also, best city in the world to watch people reverse poorly into parking spots.

14.03.2026 13:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He's the worst thing in all of hockey.

14.03.2026 03:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Old adult me going back in time to meet young adult me: “Yeah, it gets fucking crazy.”

14.03.2026 02:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just those small things?

14.03.2026 00:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, that reminds me, fuck Katie Miller.

14.03.2026 00:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Imagine if Iran stops the entire country with stink bombs?

13.03.2026 22:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Or—and hear me out—the lies you told yourself about "your guy" suggest you might have lied to yourself about "their girl."

13.03.2026 20:45 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche that you don't have to look at. If you're wondering what he looks like, imagine a masticated corn kernel in a puddle of liquified shit.

Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche that you don't have to look at. If you're wondering what he looks like, imagine a masticated corn kernel in a puddle of liquified shit.

Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche that you don't have to look at. If you're wondering what he looks like, imagine a masticated corn kernel in a puddle of liquified shit.

Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche that you don't have to look at. If you're wondering what he looks like, imagine a masticated corn kernel in a puddle of liquified shit.

Same asshole. Both drunks. Lets skip to the liver failure part.

13.03.2026 16:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stupid Kissinger.

13.03.2026 15:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I genuinely regret not appreciating uninteresting times.

13.03.2026 14:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It would have been so funny if she forgot to cut the ChatGPT conversation from the speech.

13.03.2026 04:47 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
From the movie Death of Stalin. Stalin is dead. Everyone is looking at him.

From the movie Death of Stalin. Stalin is dead. Everyone is looking at him.

"It smells like a Baku piss house in here."

13.03.2026 03:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Podcasts were a mistake. I hope whatever unearths evidence of our species learns that from our demise.

13.03.2026 03:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“We’re going to have to amputate.”

“No, no, no. What?! What are you going to have to amputate?!”

“At least your hands. You can’t be trusted with them. Can’t have you making sparkle wings ever again.”

13.03.2026 00:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wanna see this show up on The Pitt.

13.03.2026 00:06 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, I mean, Russia is making $150M a day. That's not nothing.

12.03.2026 23:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Christian? I dunno for sure, I'm just guessing.

12.03.2026 22:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Americans are now paying for the war against Ukraine.

12.03.2026 22:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Iran War:

America: -$1,000,000,000/day

Russia: +$150,000,000/day

12.03.2026 22:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

America attacked Iran 73 years ago. The 47 years bullshit is revisionist history.

12.03.2026 19:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nah. Stick with the whims of the Epstein Class in perpetuity.

12.03.2026 18:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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i dunno why you'd go east to communist china when you could just build a canal west towards freedom

12.03.2026 18:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“We must plan for a just and lasting peace.”

“Nah, bro. Look how big our dicks are!”

12.03.2026 16:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump promised that when this was all over Iranians would have more choices of hats—he lied.

12.03.2026 16:06 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I simply cannot believe the AI revolution is happening at the single dumbest time in history. The magnitude of stupidity it needs to train on is unfathomable.

12.03.2026 16:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“We”

12.03.2026 15:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says `` aliens '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says `` aliens '' .

You laugh, but Kash is doing important stuff, like bringing this guy into train the people at a secret FBI division that investigates unknown phenomena, spearheaded by a handsome young idealist with a missing sister, and a beautiful skeptic doctor who just can’t bring herself to believe.

12.03.2026 15:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When you put it all together it sounds like only idiots would believe it all.

12.03.2026 14:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0