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18.07.2025 18:09
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No worries 👍
I think some of the lads on the Boro Facebook group know him, pretty sure I saw an image of him signing someone's ZDS final shirt not too long ago
Kenneth Williams as Darth Vader is the best thing I've seen in years www.instagram.com/reel/DGqFn3d...
Love this #umbro nostalgia (plundered from @showboatkits.bsky.social)
Humpen-Gleichgewicht
His crotch looks like Ponda Baba peeking through some black curtains
Ooooh so close
Mais oui... but of course
A football player in full kit seen from the front and the back. The name set on the shirt is Pierce and the squad number is 3. The strip design is based on Silk Cut cigarettes and has their logo as the kit sponsor. The logo for the kit manufacturer is a pair of lungs and the club badge is the type of royal crest usually found on most cigarette packets. The name set and number have been cut out of the white shirt to reveal a purple silk underlay, similar to the Silk Cut adverts of the 1980's.
#LowTarMatthaus
Next up is Stanley Pierce, a marauding English fullback, known for his silky first touch and a propensity to cut in from the left whenever he gets forward. Stan started his career at Macclesfield Town, making well over 200 league appearances, before later joining Sheffield United.
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A football player in full kit seen from the front and the back. The name set on the shirt is Luque and the squad number is 7. The strip design is based on Lucky Strike cigarettes and has their logo as the kit sponsor. The logo for the kit manufacturer is a pair of lungs and the club badge is the type of royal crest usually found on most cigarette packets.
#LowTarMatthaus - Next up is Portuguese winger Filipe Luque... or Luque No.7 as he's known to his teammates. Described as a bit of a 'hit-and-hope' merchant by opposition defences and managers, his cross-come-shot speculative efforts have made him top scorer for his club for the last 5 seasons.
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A football player in full kit seen from the front and the back. The name set on the shirt is Packov and the squad number is 20. The strip design is based on John Player Special cigarettes from their 80's heyday and has the JPS logo as the kit sponsor. The logo for the kit manufacturer is a pair of lungs and the club badge is the type of royal crest usually found on most cigarette packets.
#LowTarMatthaus - First name on the team sheet is Darko Pakov, my preference is for each player to have a little back story tbh. I reckon our man here is a tough tackling Macedonian Enforcer who has no time for modern training methods or conditioning.
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Damn fine...
What a great shot this is
Absolutely nailed on, what do you reckon... gold for home kit, silver for away?
A Bald Regal sounds straight out of the Urban Dictionary
Hey John, loving the packet choice, i'm intentionally trying to keep the players fictitious though. I'm building up a backlog of suggestions, so those No.6's are certainly in there 👍
An open packet of a fictitious brand of cigarettes called Low Tar Matthaus (a play on words of ex German Midfielder Lothar Matthäus). The packet is accompanied by two Surgeon General Warnings. The first says "Warning: This project contains references to smoking and football kits, both of which can cause addiction" the second says "Caution: Both football and smoking can increase risks to your physical, mental and financial well-being". This is a cover image to the project that will be used to anchor all subsequent posts.
NEW PROJECT - #LowTarMatthaus - I've finally decided to double down on this personal project and give it the attention it deserves. Suggestions, collaborators and those that deal in the currency of 'exposure' are all welcome.
Pedantry never rests on social media, I was once 'pulled up' on the fact I'd used the incorrect style / year of boot on a player
Viz - The Rock and Roll Years - an hour long radio documentary that you should shove into your ears post haste.
clyp.it/uv4oz5qy
@vizcomic.bsky.social
Strong work 💪
It's a solid 9 on the mamamiaometer, how many layers are we actually talking here, I'm counting 8?
If you see this, post some purple art
Not back at work till Monday, so time to delve into this present received over the festive period. Created by the ridiculously talented and superhumanly consistent @davidsquires.bsky.social - his 'peek inside the artists studio' is worth some of your hard earned cash alone
Extraordinary moment during miners’ strike when police and pickets forgot hostilities and played football. Nottinghamshire, March 1984, photo by Guardian's Denis Thorpe. Said it reminded him of the Christmas Day truce during WW1.
Loving the Aliens reference in Wallace and Gromit 👌
Always love sharing this, one of the greatest pieces of animation ever created… Enjoy x
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It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) Steve Howey