Carl Mauzy

Years ago, I was trying to separate two pieces of frozen toast bread and managed to cut myself surprisingly deeply in the process. Rumours got around and a few days later one of the people on my dorm floor asked me "aren't you the guy who cut himself on a meatball?", adding insult to injury.

Hieronymus Slop

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

Might need to get interested in the football/soccer business, at least just for the kit!