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KING RALPH II: HEIR WE GO AGAIN releasing in theatres in 1998!

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Billionaires hoarding wealth.
Tax money spent on bombs.
Groceries becoming unaffordable.

We need a money that works for *us.*

I am proud to announce Money 2. Money 2 is the sequel to money that will redefine what currency can be.

Money talks.
But Money 2 listens.

Invest today.

13.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The secret is Learnmaxxing (not learning anything at a very fast pace)

13.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It genuinely drives me insane that people think Sam Raimi β€” a man who spent three movies and a TV show having comically delusional cheesy blowhard Ash Williams save the world through heroic bumbling β€” thought he was making a genuinely cool dark Peter Parker.

13.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Still calling on everyone who made fun of dorky Peter Parker’s dark alter ego turning out to be an even dorkier beatnik whose dancing has the power to literally blow back women’s hair to face a tribunal. To act like that’s not classic Sam Raimi screwball comedy…come on.

13.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I think if Rebel Ridge had been allowed to be a hit in theatres as it should’ve been, Aaron Pierre would’ve been the next big star, but because it was banished to streaming he instead has to do a Green Lantern HBO show and then slowly work up to the big screen from there. Sucks!

13.03.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

GIVE THIS MAN JAMES BOND ALREADY

12.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Timothee Chalamet suffering psychic damage

12.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Space Truckin’ one of the great stupid songs of all time. It’s so stupid but they put so much effort and sincerity into it being that stupid that it is incredible. Anyone who says they don’t want to go space truckin’ after hearing it is a liar

12.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This show is literally just The Rockford Files if the ex-con private eye was in Florida and not LA but if you’re gonna steal, steal from the best and this is some solid primetime TV pulp.

12.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you buy tickets to a Morrissey show you gotta know β€œMorrissey didn’t have a nap and is cranky” is a very possible outcome for the show not happening

12.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When you drive from Milan to Valencia but can’t rest due to noise

12.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Morrissey was at the hotel in his nightgown and sleeping cap but whenever he shut his eyes someone would use a jackhammer outside and then the reverberations would make Morrissey shake out of bed and when he opened his eyes to peek he would notice he was floating and then promptly crash down.

12.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

LOL

12.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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He’s definitely getting a Silent Hill bad ending

12.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe even a Jacob’s Ladder. Sam is probably seeing demons with twitching heads in every passing car

12.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This guy is definitely going through The Machinist or a Machinist-like scenario

12.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When you surround yourself with anti-humanity people no one cares when you look like a character in Less Than Zero a scene before it cuts to their funeral. I hate him but if I saw anyone in this state I’d be like β€œuh, you ok there bud?”

12.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Eric Roberts is ex-fighter Kirk Chapel hired to train FBI agents in cage fighting in 1991’s FULL BODY IMPACT.

12.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’ve been focused so much on Emma McKay you forgot about Empty McMan

12.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œDo you like me?”
β€œBuddy, I still call you hotmail.”

12.03.2026 11:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œY’all ready to rock? This next one is how a tragedy mildly inconvenienced us.”

12.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great news!!

11.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brilliant score that treats the Speed Racer theme with the proper reverence (greatest musical composition in history of universe)

11.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Stunning angular symmetry

11.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe Popinjay Cavalier” the opening track on Prefab Sprout’s SWASHBUCKLERS OF THE WEST END

11.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wes Anderson’s THE POPINJAY CAVALIER: wistful comedy about Cate Blanchett as a pirate trying to avenge her murdered parrot

Guy Ritchie’s THE POPINJAY CAVALIER: heist comedy about Jason Statham as a pirate trying to steal gold from England

Quentin Tarantino’s THE POPINJAY CAVALIER: hello HR???

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