Smitty

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Those must be really bad shoes. #shoesgonewrong

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Why am I watching so many coffee podcasts on YouTube?
#coffeetime

My biggest takeaway from attending the 2026 NYS Association of Treatment Court Professionals is the vital importance of peers within the recovery process from top to bottom. I didn't need convincing, but leadership's embracing of this initiative was inspiring. #recoveryposse #recoverymafia

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Stop changing the clock!

Baldy is as baldly does.
#nohairnobrains

It's all bald spot.

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Um. For the record, I'm not ok with the idea of Armageddon. #armageddon

The Plan in Iran is to deflect focus on the Epstein Files.

Let's talk. #epsteinfiles

"Not his job" is the weakest argument. Want to lose a job? Say "it's not my job."

So, with China and Russia on the sidelines, basically Iran has no allies with this conflict at the monent?

Exactly!! She would be a valued neighbor where I live.

We're such a sick and twisted nation. Yep, laws exist, and she is illegal by those laws, but at the same time otherwise a law-abiding resident who deserves a chance at citizenship.

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Could tRump look anymore like someone's senile great-grandfather?

Not a flippin' thing.

And so it begins. Shit.

A Democrat in name only.

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It looks like a war, kills like a war, goes on forever like a war, but in all truth, it's simply a distraction from the Epstein files.

Yes. We are the Bad Guys. Shame on our country, shame on our leaders.

Some liberation, huh?

tRump is bombing Iran; which posed no immediate threat, but barely lifts a finger to help Ukraine. What a waste of our tax dollars and military resources.

tRump is a warmonger: impure and simple.

Godknows...

From "The Art of the Deal": eating your own asshole.
#unfitpresident