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Turmut Hoer

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Now zum deloights in 'aymakin' an' zum they vancies mow-w-w-win', but of all the jobs as Oi loik best gi'e Oi the turmut 'oein'

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that dumb image from Twitter with oil being driven around the Straight of Hormuz, except now it's a bunch of dumb AI buzzwords moving the oil to the pickup point,

that dumb image from Twitter with oil being driven around the Straight of Hormuz, except now it's a bunch of dumb AI buzzwords moving the oil to the pickup point,

If your Oil & Gas Megacorp isn't already aggressively pursuing this then you're already falling behind.

12.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 243 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5
In the spring of '66, while The Equals were honing their unique take on the burgeoning beat sound, James Brown came to town, performing his first UK show in Walthamstow on the outskirts of East London. Grant didn't have a ticket, but stood outside the venue in smart slacks and a blazer, watching a larger-than-life character known as Mr. Moore sell programs to the crowd. Turning to the hopeful boy, Moore growled "Hey! You wanna see James?" before slapping a stack of
programs in Grant's hand: "Then sell these!"
Not only did Grant get into the show that night, he wound up joining Brown's entourage the following night in Brixton, where he had the job of keeping the singer's iconic cape clean before his big finale.

In the spring of '66, while The Equals were honing their unique take on the burgeoning beat sound, James Brown came to town, performing his first UK show in Walthamstow on the outskirts of East London. Grant didn't have a ticket, but stood outside the venue in smart slacks and a blazer, watching a larger-than-life character known as Mr. Moore sell programs to the crowd. Turning to the hopeful boy, Moore growled "Hey! You wanna see James?" before slapping a stack of programs in Grant's hand: "Then sell these!" Not only did Grant get into the show that night, he wound up joining Brown's entourage the following night in Brixton, where he had the job of keeping the singer's iconic cape clean before his big finale.

I mentioned Eddy Grant’s experience at that gig in my Bandcamp Daily piece, but there was so much more to the story and I was trying to track down a couple of other folks who were there that night daily.bandcamp.com/lists/before...

12.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of the strait of hormuz with a trebuchet about to sling an oil tanker

A picture of the strait of hormuz with a trebuchet about to sling an oil tanker

OK but hear me out

12.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 172 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 5
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I've just had an amazing idea

12.03.2026 12:39 πŸ‘ 2578 πŸ” 684 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 40

Tot the tune of 'Personal Jesus' by Depeche Mode.

12.03.2026 11:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we dare you to find a museum more ready

11.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 1238 πŸ” 191 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 3

There's your problem.

12.03.2026 11:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Solutions to get oil out of the Persian Gulf, wrong answers only

My greasy 1990s-era "curtains" haircut.

12.03.2026 10:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a bunch of badgers are dancing in a field ALT: a bunch of badgers are dancing in a field

Β£5 - Badger Badger Badger Badger
Β£10 - Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger
Β£20 - Mushroom (Mushroom)
Β£50 - Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake

12.03.2026 09:41 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't see a map like this without thinking MANY MANY DIG DIG.

12.03.2026 09:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All very synth pop, no harm in it, it was the style at the time. I'll do the Rawk Show on the graveyard shift at this imaginary radio station.

2 Minutes To Midnight - Iron Maiden
Distant Early Warning - Rush
When the Walls Came Tumbling Down - Def Leppard
Fight Fire With Fire - Metallica
Etc etc

12.03.2026 08:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Second best is having his name adopted as slang for those who are going to spend a extended period of time in the pub.

12.03.2026 07:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

girl are you the Straight of Hormuz because I see a lot of men greatly overestimating their chances of getting their ship into your channel

12.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 1046 πŸ” 267 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 6
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this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me

22.02.2026 07:16 πŸ‘ 5382 πŸ” 1702 πŸ’¬ 136 πŸ“Œ 133
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The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.

11.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 2279 πŸ” 524 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 15
Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All

Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All

Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All https://theonion.com/guy-ordering-nonalcoholic-beer-has-either-seen-a-ton-of-shit-or-no-shit-at-all/

11.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 1397 πŸ” 141 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 20
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a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland is dancing ALT: a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland is dancing
11.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The boiler has to want to change.

11.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

"We should have animals on banknotes but only if they're Wg. Cdr. Guy Gibson's dog." - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate.

11.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"What is Winston Churchill's fursona?" - the greatest debate ever in the House of Commons, locked by the Speaker after 12,239 hours.

11.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 138 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

I threw up my own pelvis bone.

11.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, but I'm saying that TruCoat. You don't get it, you get oxidation problems. It'll cost you a heck of a lot more than $500.

11.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My humble submission to the new Bank of England with concepts for the new bank notes to please both sides.

11.03.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 852 πŸ” 215 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 33

I voted for *actual* wildlife, not crummy banknotes. That'll be three badgers, two squirrels and a vole, please.

11.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The correct answer is a question.

"Can you find me a place in Croydon/West Mids/Nottingham/Sheffield/Manchester/Blackpool/Edinburgh where unattended unsecured point levers are just sticking out of the ground?"

11.03.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œSuper Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, β€˜What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’
- Shigeru Miyamoto

β€œSuper Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, β€˜What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto

Happy Mario day!

10.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 8475 πŸ” 1770 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 49

Folk will randomly bomb nations rather than go to therapy.

10.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The artist's impression looks like a Griffon BHT130 to me.

10.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Twisted Prior's charter" was right there.

10.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Ingredients of an All-Natural Banana This visualisation has a short story behind it. I usually care too much about food labels. If something has monosodium glutamate (E621) or high fructose corn syrup (HFCS) in it, I’m probably …

I'll see your scary chemicals and raise you a terrifying… banana.

jameskennedymonash.wordpress.com/2013/12/12/i...

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