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Dixon of Dock Green meets Kojak – Telly Savalas, Pete Murray and Jack Warner enjoy some lollipops

Everton Women In 1995, Everton adopted 1989 Women’s FA Cup winners Leasowe Pacific and renamed the club Everton Ladies. Since then, they became league champions and winners of both major domestic cups. Her…

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Got Instagram for the Everton women stuff . The rest of it is:

1.People who have managed to save a load of money by having a job that pays loads of money.

2.People who make all their food in advance so by Thursday they are chowing down on gone off chicken and soggy lettuce because "protein goals"

Herbie Mann - Groovy Samba [Jazz Flute, 1963]

Herbie Mann - Groovy Samba [Jazz Flute, 1963]
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Absolutely

His " ooooooooh I just scored a goal " face.

Don't we all!!!

Which Kiernan Dewsbury Hall celebration face are you this evening?
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Waking up with three points! 🙌

Dwight McNeil’s Everton return: Tough love from Moyes, an ovation and a ‘step up in level’ After his deadline-day move to Crystal Palace collapsed, McNeil was back to his best against his old side Burnley

“I’m so proud of him & pleased. He’s had so much going on but he’s dealt with it so well. It was the Dwight I know he can be"

On Dwight McNeil's return to the Everton team, work behind the scenes & a fully deserved ovation

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"Thierno Barry, he scores with his arse", courtesy of the South Stand

Scores a belter, picks up a giant novelty pencil on the way out
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Those ears helped to achieve the correct velocity to get that ball in the back of the net. They're the secret of his success!

James Tarkowski has got the greatest pair of ears ever seen on man or boy. He puts his hands behind his ears in celebration and his ears are bigger than his hands. Some achievement.
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All that to say he's pissed off his team got beat.
Also he's spilt bleach on his jumper.

Who's this dickhead?

The man who comes into the library wearing an "ask me about my sourdough starter " t shirt brought in one of his loaves for us to try. I think it's probably the best bread I've ever eaten.

Front cover of David Keenan’s book Boyhood. Boy blowing bubblegum and smiling into the camera

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Imagine you work your fingers to the bone as a ballboy and some idiot comes along and undoes all your hard work. Fuming.

So sorry for your loss.

Got tickets to go and see the Lionesses play Ukraine at Hill Dickinson. Have already told my daughter in advance that I will not be waving England flags, wearing England tops or painting my face red and white. Will probably wear my Toffees hat.

He's done it! Thierno Barry is now the top scoring Barry in Everton history 🔵⚽️

Thierno Barry 6
Gareth Barry 5
Barry Horne 3
Barry Rees 2

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I judge the state of the nation by the price of a packet of tenderstem broccoli in the aldi.

£1.49 today
Used to be 89p not that long ago for, let's face it, about 7 or 8 bits of broccoli that you could eat by yourself if like me, you are a broccoli fan.
Rip off Britain indeed.

We need to get tough on this. Like the Cornish.Scouse does not have a sprinkling of parsley on it. How dare they.

Another good point!
Looks suspiciously like tomato puree/paprika
Again, not allowed!!!!

What are the green bits in that scouse? That better not be parsley! Call the Scouse authentication squad immediately!

Get voting for Scott Phelan!
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Two Toffees!
Get voting!
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World Book Day is on the horizon and in homage to Eric Carle's much loved favourite The Hungry Caterpillar I'm suggesting letting a gazillion of these cute critters in the library.Survivors get a free library card.