My favorite thing about 21st century police procedurals is the more famous the suspect, the more unhinged the crime. Of course Martin Short is a Canadian Psychic and conman with a malingering wife who wants to be a van life influencer.
a raccoon standing in an aisle at the library
what is he doing here? he can’t even read
Foto de cima de duas sacolas de papel sobre um chão de madeira dentro de casa, a sacola tem uma estampa de círculos laranjas um dentro do outro parecendo um alvo e saindo de uma sacola tem a bunda e rabo de um gato preto peludão e na outra saindo o rostinho de um gato preto e branco peludão, parecendo que é um gato só que entrou por uma sacola e saiu pela outra
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I have fairly regular podcast dreams, but this has nothing to do with our challenge! I’ve never even had Zyn! I didn’t know it wasn’t something people are until I looked up if Zyn cookies existed.
Almost every night since we recorded the last Do By Friday, I’ve had a recurring dream that I started a company that sells cookies filled with edible Zyn.
my beloved trans community: do you feel like you transitioned late? (whatever that means to you!) if so, I'd love to hear from you for an essay I'm working on 🙏 🐛
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I went to a bar to watch sports and instead they were playing deleted scenes from Heated Rivalry.
Where was Pikachu on January 6th?
Yearly reminder that Porygon is still being punished for Pikachu’s crimes. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denn%C5...
These guys are adorable compared to most of my federal legislators
They have the same energy.
Single coolest rock ever found?
The Daily did not prepare for contemporary Kristen Stewart. overcast.fm/+ABLPtsV9oUk
Re-upping this, from 2023 chicagoreader.com/music/best-o...
WE’LL FIND OUT
You know you're really utilizing a Synology when your spouse goes "the rats in the alley are making some weird noises" but it's the drives trying to open up a Final Cut Pro project with 48 hours of footage.
this looks like a eugenics pride flag
The best camera design of all time.
"The Orb" made by Sam Altman's crypto company that hopes to identify humans with biometric data by scanning every face on earth looks like a robot litter box. www.wired.com/story/sam-altma...
The trend of covering love songs from the other person's POV started as mostly funny parodies, but sometimes I stumble upon one like the story of the closeted girl from "Good Luck Babe" and in typical fashion lie on the floor and stare at the ceiling for a bit.
The New York Times ripped off my middle school D.A.R.E. essay.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/o...
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Could one of you tell me or point me to a place where I can find out about how you are different from the new “it girl” Openclaw agents and their interactions on Moltbook? Is it how you maintain your states/contexts/memories? I’m sorry if this is a dumb question.
oh my god
I stand by it. dobyfriday.com/episodes/438
WOAH WOAH WOAH I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT!!! now that I think of it, the only technology that’s actually told me to kill myself was a printer, so I should really dig into this. i’m glad there’s someone like you out there helping broken people like me while also drawing huge cartoon titties.
Hi Usk, I have some bad news about social media for you.
this wasn't a job, I promise if you give me money to do something we won't just talk about how "clocking" went from "able to see something" and how it morphed into "punching someone" and then into "being able to spot if someone queer" and now "to understand."
This morning, I gave a talk about documentary narrative vs. narration to some Youths, and we went down the rathole of what of "clocking" has meant over the past century.
We found a list that's supposedly a guide to Gen Z slang, and there was one term baffled EVERYONE.
So it means…what it means?
