The Snarkoleptic (John Sowalsky)

Thanks so much, Israel. My slow, steady march into a gas chamber would never have been possible without you. Hope you fuck a titanium kneecap real soon.

Capitalists may be pigs, but bacon is super tasty.

We were never good. We were always evil. We still are. And most of us don't give a shit. Most of us want to continue being evil. (Hint: Democrats *are* MAGA. Full stop.)

Lettuce see.

Who gets blamed?
People living in poverty
Immigrants
People with illness
LGBTQ communities
People of color
Women
Veterans
“the left”

Who is to blame?
Billionaires
Corporations
Religious institutions
Media
All three branches of government
The military
Both political parties

There really is only one party.

If a group of people rubber-stamps what a bunch of Nazis want to do, then they're Nazis too.

If 50,000,000 of us each ate 1/100th of a gram, he'd be gone. That's about equivalent to a grain of sand.

Thank you for your recent purchase. We feel like you still owe us a review.

Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas consists of cab fare on the nightstand.

The topography of social power structures dictates that the less acute the vertices, the less conflict inheres in a given system.

If we take the human race as a collective, we utterly despise children. I mean we hate them with a burning, unquenchable passion.

The shout out is greatly appreciated!

Language is collusion.

How does it feel to FO, you dumb motherfuckers?

We are being used by Israel. Israel is Epstein and we're a 10-year-old child.

Wow. Blocked by @muellershewrote.com for criticizing their dumb take. I'm shocked. But I guess that's Blue MAGA for you.

To reduce this to "people couldn't vote for a woman" is willfully simplistic and asinine. Grow the fuck up and do better.

I mean, depicting a frog holding a rifle next to a guillotine with the following message: Hippity Hoppity It's time for Chippity Choppity

Someone on Substack shared this with me today 😂

The prize for accumulating your billionth dollar should be a free ride on a guillotine.

You've been a consistent voice of sanity and a daily reality check. Thank you!

More and more with each passing day.

We're still lionizing Hillary? That's where we're stuck? An imperialist, war-mongering ghoul? The very picture of the problem itself? As if she were noble and pure as the driven snow? Oh, wake up, people. Please do. She doesn't mean you well. She's one of them! She'd spit on you given the chance.

They also need a powerless, expendable work force that's trapped in a cycle of poverty.

This is fucking mass psychosis. What the ever-living fuck, Kansas!? What a shithole state.

The difference between the Nazis and the Trump administration is that the Nazis didn't rape children and engage in cannibalism as a matter of course. But I hear the crematoria are being installed.

Corporate Dems,
FUCK OFF

Zionist Dems,
FUCK OFF

SELL-OUT Dems,
FUCK OFF

REFUSERS OF IMPEACHMENT Dems,
FUCK OFF

ICE BACKING Dems,
FUCK OFF

MAGA-lite Dems,
FUCK OFF

How many are left?

Pedos

Condolences to you. He looks like a real sweetie!

My favorite thing about professional sports is how patriarchal and rapey it is. Let's all make that shit trend every single fucking day.