Fat Opossum 🔜 FWA ‘26

Happy tummy Tuesday! Here’s what Feb 2025- Mar 2026

I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs.

This video is lowballing it.

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there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

Repost if you'd slide your cock inside my hairy dad butt 🤤
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You better wake the fuck up now. If we don't make their lives ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MISERABLE, we're going be the ones who get shafted. And HARD.

You best believe that everything about the Internet we know is going to die and everything we know and love with it.

I've made my calls today. You need to.

Drop someone annoying:

I went to gear night last night. This harness is a little tighter on me than I remember 😅

Felt really soft this morning and noticed some new jiggling in my chest. Also weighed in at 286lbs on empty this morning 🐷 I need so much more

I would have someone out to check if there was any prior drug use at the property. In my old apartment, I was super irritable and grumpy all the time and didn’t know why. I had someone come out and the previous tenant smoked m*th in the apartment which left a ton of residue

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Fuck, what I would give to be 450+ lbs rn? 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Interesting

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Good advice

Internet, make this viral. I know you can!

Friendly reminder that Elon Musk is a blood diamond trust fund baby who bought into Tesla, forced out the ownership, and acted like he invented the electric car.

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2 DUIs and 2 divorces.

If you weigh over 200lbs drop a pic!

I’m about 275 right now, but I need at least 125 more lbs packed on me.

Happy birthday!

get yourself a big boy to keep you warm this weekend

hahahaha TRUTH THO

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sometimes you just have to take matters into your own hands

This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.

Now that’s what I call: a distraction from the Epstein files

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This message hits hard.