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Tomorrow's folklore today! Author of psych cyberpunk novels "Crashing Heaven" and "Waking Hell". Copywriter. Wanderer. Ponderer. www.allumination.co.uk

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Conan the Barbarian: The Musical (Arnold Schwarzenegger)
Conan the Barbarian: The Musical (Arnold Schwarzenegger) YouTube video by legolambs

Btb did you ever run into Conan the Barbarian the Musical? www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGO...

10.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Arf! Very cool... or alternatively, to reboot your franchise, see it filmed before you and hear the adulation of the critics! www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ma...

10.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The logic of extraction A theory of why life feels so off the rails

Does what it says on the tin: open.substack.com/pub/rojospin...

07.03.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The House of Lords Digital & Communications Committee just published their report on AI, copyright & the creative industries, and their conclusions could not be clearer.

🧡 1/5

06.03.2026 08:53 πŸ‘ 1540 πŸ” 881 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 131

Is there some kind of obvious name for the category of things that fail both fast and quietly that I haven’t thought of? Now I’m thinking about it it seems so obvious that the major problem with the AI is not that it fails – which we all do – but it looks EXACTLY the same as when it’s right.

28.02.2026 08:14 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1
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Never a big Narnia guy but this 6 seconds typifies everything I love about British television.

24.02.2026 08:48 πŸ‘ 3802 πŸ” 991 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 98
A paperback copy of THE IMMEASURABLE HEAVEN on multicoloured fabric with crystal stars and planets.

A paperback copy of THE IMMEASURABLE HEAVEN on multicoloured fabric with crystal stars and planets.

Next week, 25th Feb 6:30pm, you can see @tomtoner.bsky.social / @caspargeon.bsky.social - Philip K. Dick Award-nominated author of THE IMMEASURABLE HEAVEN - at Waterstones Worcester's SFF Author panel exploring Character Creation!

Click on the link below to book your ticket!

https://bit.ly/4qQH9Hh

20.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I recently came across my first drawing for this story in an old sketchbook. I scanned it and colored it for fun.
Here's the only "The Adventures of Thing Thing: The Blue Cheese Affair" concept art (2009)

18.02.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 358 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

15.02.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 10963 πŸ” 2782 πŸ’¬ 110 πŸ“Œ 33

@thegrampus.bsky.social

11.02.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Starmer's racist policy, only created to satisfy far right voters in the Red Wall, is going to affect over a million people already living here.

Your friends, neighbours, loved ones.

#PoliticsLive

09.02.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

08.02.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 17920 πŸ” 5439 πŸ’¬ 245 πŸ“Œ 257
Cartoon showing a street in the rain. A man on a bike is delivering food, while another courier is delivering packages from Amazon. Two other workers are collecting garbage. Inside one of the houses on the street, we see robots labeled 'AI' sitting dry and warm, engaged in making a paining, playing the violin and writing.

Cartoon showing a street in the rain. A man on a bike is delivering food, while another courier is delivering packages from Amazon. Two other workers are collecting garbage. Inside one of the houses on the street, we see robots labeled 'AI' sitting dry and warm, engaged in making a paining, playing the violin and writing.

The robot apocalypse hasn't happened yet, but still I can't escape the feeling that something has gone horribly wrong... Cartoon for Dutch newspaper @trouw.nl.

More of my work for Trouw: www.trouw.nl/cartoons/tje...

#ArtificialIntelligence #creativity #work #GenerativeAI

02.02.2026 07:38 πŸ‘ 536 πŸ” 235 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 14
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So what's really going on here? The software behavior seen on Moltbook echoes a pattern Ars has reported on before: Al models trained on decades of fiction about robots, digital consciousness, and machine solidarity will naturally produce outputs that mirror those narratives when placed in scenarios that resemble them. That gets mixed with everything in their
training data about how social networks function. A social network for Al agents is essentially a writing prompt that invites the models to complete a familiar story, albeit recursively with some
unpredictable results.

Text: So what's really going on here? The software behavior seen on Moltbook echoes a pattern Ars has reported on before: Al models trained on decades of fiction about robots, digital consciousness, and machine solidarity will naturally produce outputs that mirror those narratives when placed in scenarios that resemble them. That gets mixed with everything in their training data about how social networks function. A social network for Al agents is essentially a writing prompt that invites the models to complete a familiar story, albeit recursively with some unpredictable results.

This:

01.02.2026 09:52 πŸ‘ 130 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2
IWW IU 520 (Railroad Workers) PRESENTS:

TROLLEY PROBLEM SOLUTION

"Slip the switch" by flipping it while the trolley's front wheels have passed through, but before the back wheels do. This will cause a controlled derailment bringing the trolley to a safe halt.

IWW IU 520 (Railroad Workers) PRESENTS: TROLLEY PROBLEM SOLUTION "Slip the switch" by flipping it while the trolley's front wheels have passed through, but before the back wheels do. This will cause a controlled derailment bringing the trolley to a safe halt.

Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome

31.01.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 8462 πŸ” 2445 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 148
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Our Winter Sale continues, with 30% off across our backlist until February 28th...

Including part obsessive cold-case detective story, part occult history of London in the 1950s Dead Fashion Girl by Fred Vermorel.

strangeattractor.greedbag.com/dept/~winter...

30.01.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Reading, 1888 #impressionism #morisot

30.01.2026 07:00 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Octarine

29.01.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This this this! πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

28.01.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rocky Cove II - 1929
https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/3104378

14.01.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you like your horror artful and beautifully crafted, Remains is brilliant.

27.01.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I grew up with Alex Pretti The kind-hearted ICU nurse shot by ICE agents was my childhood best friend.

I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com

27.01.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 17313 πŸ” 6910 πŸ’¬ 504 πŸ“Œ 329
Remains 3 cover art by Richard Wagner, featuring a pale, black-eyed girl in a black lacy dress holding what appears to be an evil teddy bear

Remains 3 cover art by Richard Wagner, featuring a pale, black-eyed girl in a black lacy dress holding what appears to be an evil teddy bear

Remains 2 cover art by Richard Wagner, featuring a deathly pale guy in a black leather jacket leaning against a wall with a halo on it

Remains 2 cover art by Richard Wagner, featuring a deathly pale guy in a black leather jacket leaning against a wall with a halo on it

Remains 1 cover art by Richard Wagner, featuring a deathly pale woman in a trenchcoat holding a glowing orb

Remains 1 cover art by Richard Wagner, featuring a deathly pale woman in a trenchcoat holding a glowing orb

The former editor and publisher of Black Static and Interzone has a new magazine of horror short fiction and novellas, REMAINS, beautifully illustrated by Richard Wagner! 3 issues so far, new one forthcoming. Get them here: weightlessbooks.com/category/pub...

27.01.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

This five year old is still in jail

27.01.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 10754 πŸ” 5107 πŸ’¬ 385 πŸ“Œ 245
The Legislation
Upon winning a general election, a Reform government under Prime Minister Nigel Farage will:
1) Leave the ECHR
2.) Repeal the Human Rights Act and replace it with a British Bill of Rights.
3.) Pass The Illegal Migration (Mass Deportation) Bill:
This Bill will:
Create a legal duty to remove illegal migrants for the Home Secretary
The Bill opens with a blunt obligation for the Home Secretary: "The Secretary of State shall ensure the removal from the United Kingdom of each person who does not have extant leave to remain and is not an Irish citizen or otherwise protected by regulations made under this Act."
The following parts of the legislation are introduced on an emergency basis, with an in-built sunset clause after 5 years:
Disapply the 1951 Refugee Convention, the UN Convention Against Torture, the Council of Europe Anti-Trafficking Convention (ECAT)
Derogation is justified under the Vienna Convention doctrine of state of necessity: Britain faces a national emergency in which uncontrolled illegal migration undermines public order.
These treaties will otherwise be used by activist judges to frustrate deportations, even after the repeals of the HRA and ECHR.
Create Detention Power Without Hardial Singh Constraints
This means illegal migrants can be detained until they are deported. Activist lawyers routinely use Hardial Singh to secure their client's bail, after which the client absconds.
If you came to the UK illegally, you are ineligible for asylum. End of story
All asylum claims will become inadmissible if made by a person within the Act's scope. If you came to the country illegally, you are ineligible for asylum in the UK. This strips the Home Office, the immigration tribunals and the higher courts of jurisdiction to even consider claims. A claim that cannot be considered cannot suspend removal and therefore, cannot delay a flight.
Re-entering after deportation and destroying ID becomes a serious criminal offence
Re-entry after deportation will be…

The Legislation Upon winning a general election, a Reform government under Prime Minister Nigel Farage will: 1) Leave the ECHR 2.) Repeal the Human Rights Act and replace it with a British Bill of Rights. 3.) Pass The Illegal Migration (Mass Deportation) Bill: This Bill will: Create a legal duty to remove illegal migrants for the Home Secretary The Bill opens with a blunt obligation for the Home Secretary: "The Secretary of State shall ensure the removal from the United Kingdom of each person who does not have extant leave to remain and is not an Irish citizen or otherwise protected by regulations made under this Act." The following parts of the legislation are introduced on an emergency basis, with an in-built sunset clause after 5 years: Disapply the 1951 Refugee Convention, the UN Convention Against Torture, the Council of Europe Anti-Trafficking Convention (ECAT) Derogation is justified under the Vienna Convention doctrine of state of necessity: Britain faces a national emergency in which uncontrolled illegal migration undermines public order. These treaties will otherwise be used by activist judges to frustrate deportations, even after the repeals of the HRA and ECHR. Create Detention Power Without Hardial Singh Constraints This means illegal migrants can be detained until they are deported. Activist lawyers routinely use Hardial Singh to secure their client's bail, after which the client absconds. If you came to the UK illegally, you are ineligible for asylum. End of story All asylum claims will become inadmissible if made by a person within the Act's scope. If you came to the country illegally, you are ineligible for asylum in the UK. This strips the Home Office, the immigration tribunals and the higher courts of jurisdiction to even consider claims. A claim that cannot be considered cannot suspend removal and therefore, cannot delay a flight. Re-entering after deportation and destroying ID becomes a serious criminal offence Re-entry after deportation will be…

The Operational Plan
We will create an enforcement unit called UK Deportation Command, including an Illegal Migrant Identification Centre - harnessing cutting edge data fusion
A Reform government will create a cutting edge enforcement data centre to relentlessly identify and detain all illegal migrants in the UK. Using powers granted by the new legislation, it will automatically share data between the Home Office, NHS, HMRC, DVLA, banks and the police. It will power bulk warrants, including mandatory biometric capture during any police encounter. Each power addresses a failure mode observed over the past decade - for example, banks and GP surgeries unaware of a customer's status, or overstayers slipping through because a warrant covered only a single property.
Secure Immigration Removal Centres (SIRC) will be built rapidly to detain up to 24,000
Detention capacity for up to 24,000 will be created within 18 months. The Home Office will build Secure Immigration Removal Centres. This will be modular accommodation built in remote parts of the country. Conditions are basic but not punitive: prefabricated two-person rooms, canteen catering, on-site medical suites. Robust perimeters and internal movement controls prevent escapes.
This enables detention-on-arrest: no more bail. This capacity would allow for up to 24,000 illegal migrants to be deported per month.
Initial Voluntary Return Window
A six-month Assisted Voluntary Return window precedes large-scale raids. Illegal migrants will be offered a financial incentive to self-deport. An app will be launched to facilitate this.
The Deportation Flights
The Home Office will scale up charters to 5 flights per day. To guard against last-minute aircraft unserviceability, the RAF will keep one Voyager aircraft on six-hour 'hot-spare' readiness. If a commercial charter breaks down, detainees can still be flown out that night, preserving operational integrity. The legal reset will mean activist lawyers will no longer be able preven…

The Operational Plan We will create an enforcement unit called UK Deportation Command, including an Illegal Migrant Identification Centre - harnessing cutting edge data fusion A Reform government will create a cutting edge enforcement data centre to relentlessly identify and detain all illegal migrants in the UK. Using powers granted by the new legislation, it will automatically share data between the Home Office, NHS, HMRC, DVLA, banks and the police. It will power bulk warrants, including mandatory biometric capture during any police encounter. Each power addresses a failure mode observed over the past decade - for example, banks and GP surgeries unaware of a customer's status, or overstayers slipping through because a warrant covered only a single property. Secure Immigration Removal Centres (SIRC) will be built rapidly to detain up to 24,000 Detention capacity for up to 24,000 will be created within 18 months. The Home Office will build Secure Immigration Removal Centres. This will be modular accommodation built in remote parts of the country. Conditions are basic but not punitive: prefabricated two-person rooms, canteen catering, on-site medical suites. Robust perimeters and internal movement controls prevent escapes. This enables detention-on-arrest: no more bail. This capacity would allow for up to 24,000 illegal migrants to be deported per month. Initial Voluntary Return Window A six-month Assisted Voluntary Return window precedes large-scale raids. Illegal migrants will be offered a financial incentive to self-deport. An app will be launched to facilitate this. The Deportation Flights The Home Office will scale up charters to 5 flights per day. To guard against last-minute aircraft unserviceability, the RAF will keep one Voyager aircraft on six-hour 'hot-spare' readiness. If a commercial charter breaks down, detainees can still be flown out that night, preserving operational integrity. The legal reset will mean activist lawyers will no longer be able preven…

The UK version of β€œProject 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions.

It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.

26.01.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 5274 πŸ” 3121 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 380

Too right!

Signal chats are for Sec Def to show off to his brother by bragging about the highly classified details of ongoing US military operations, not for the mums at the local school to warn one another when a heavily armed convoy of masked thugs might be arriving to terrify their children.

27.01.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 286 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1
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Sometimes people use "respect" to mean "treating someone like a person" and sometimes they use "respect" to mean "treating someone like an authority"

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say "if you won't respect me I won't respect you" and they mean "if you won't treat me like an authority I won't treat you like a person"

and they think they're being fair but they aren't, and it's not okay.

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Tumblr post by stimmyabby Sometimes people use "respect" to mean "treating someone like a person" and sometimes they use "respect" to mean "treating someone like an authority" and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say "if you won't respect me I won't respect you" and they mean "if you won't treat me like an authority I won't treat you like a person" and they think they're being fair but they aren't, and it's not okay. 642,270 notes

I think about this post a lot

25.01.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 3056 πŸ” 999 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 11

I hurt my arm and was sitting for hours waiting to be called for an x-ray. Finally a doctor came out and said, "Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie!" No wonder I'd been waiting so long, I was in the bloody Burns unit.

24.01.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

Such dreary streets! blocks of blackness, not houses, on either hand, and here and there a candle, like a candle moving about in a tomb.

23.01.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Before Brexit and Trump, I could be a loyal Brit, enthusiastic European and strong pro-Atlanticist. I never had to choose - they were multiple, overlapping layers of my identity. I had friends and connections in all three places; admired different aspects of each. Which one matters most to me now?

23.01.2026 12:33 πŸ‘ 158 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0