I’m going to be around the Gardens a bunch today. Are you a dev? Would you like to say silly, weird, or unhinged things about babies on camera? Would you like a tiny alien baby as a gift?
Let’s make magic. Ping me if you want to take a few minutes to be part of BABY HISTORY.
10.03.2026 13:32
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Toy Story 6 should be about a dark team up between Peppa Pig and Caillou.
08.03.2026 23:38
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ditto with a | on his face
ditto with a | I on his face
ditto with | | on his face
ditto with |__ on his face
:3
03.03.2026 01:33
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02.03.2026 19:51
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these people should all hang
01.03.2026 18:26
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Instead of a crossover with the rookie, can we get a Dropout crossover with The Pitt?
27.02.2026 05:21
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Big IMMORTALITY vibes. I dig it.
24.02.2026 05:20
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I just did the dumbest thing of my entire career to prove a much more serious point.
I tricked ChatGPT and Google, and made them tell other users I’m a competitive hot-dog-eating world champion
People are using this trick on a massive scale to make AI tell you lies. I’ll explain how I did it
18.02.2026 16:37
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Got a Blue Rose in Animal Crossing yesterday and I think I accidentally sold it to nooks cranny 😭
18.02.2026 16:45
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You need the diy specifically?
17.02.2026 00:11
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Dunno what my problem was today but could not string together a combo for the life of me.
16.02.2026 02:13
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A graph where the X axis is # of tournaments and the Y axis is # of wins. There are two lines. The one labeled Wins is moving up and to the right. The one labeled losses is perfectly flat at 2.
Each tournament I attend I earn one more win than the previous tournament, and my losses stay perfectly flat. If I maintain this trajectory I'll be an Evo champion in no time.
14.02.2026 08:48
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But dora, what if I want to be the weird little guy?
12.02.2026 02:06
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Made fried rice with leftover pit beans and a shit ton of black pepper and fuck am I sad I'm out of leftovers.
10.02.2026 17:22
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Whelp, lost all those gains.
10.02.2026 02:02
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Sign up UI for Proboards, a 2000s-era forum hosting platform.
We’re so back.
09.02.2026 20:04
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Thank you @wheeler.bsky.social. you know what you did. #Lutri
09.02.2026 16:24
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screenshot of a post by yung caligula (@holy_caligula)
pretty shitty how baseline human activities like
singing, dancing and making art got turned into
skills instead of being seen as behaviors
so now it’s like ‘the point of doing them is to get
good at them’ and not ‘this is a thing humans do
the way birds sing and bees make hives’.
one of the reasons I went into anthropology was to see if I could discover "universal" human behaviours. what are our intrinsic commonalities across time & space? what is "true" humanity?
the only universal i found after years was... dancing. all cultures dance. all humans. behaviors indeed.
09.02.2026 06:00
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Good News! The Panalysts Season 3 Coming Soon!
YouTube video by LoadingReadyRun
GOOD NEWS! The Panalysts is back!
Tune in next Saturday, February 14th at 10:00AM Pacific for the season 3 premier! Then, every Saturday after that for the next 11 weeks!
Can't wait that long? Too bad :P But here's a trailer to tide you over :D youtu.be/Iguw0HRhuuI
07.02.2026 18:44
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Couldn't have done it without my off screen duo partner ♥️
07.02.2026 08:28
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Went on an absolute tear in 2X this evening. Dunno if I locked TF in or the Friday night ladder is soft, but I'm pretty pleased with how it's going.
07.02.2026 08:07
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
07.02.2026 00:40
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I'm 99% sure this was a think geek or Stack Overflow April fools day product like a decade ago
07.02.2026 04:45
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Miss Piggy and....moi?
06.02.2026 05:08
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Has anyone ever seen James Acaster and Beaker the Muppet in the same room at the same time?
06.02.2026 04:57
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Ok but what's the new hotness right now?
04.02.2026 04:01
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sorry everyone we at pencil company know you liked pencils, but we can't think of any new ideas for them, so we're discontinuing pencils tomorrow. also, you won't be able to access all your pencil drawings, please burn them, cool
03.02.2026 13:03
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I don't have a lot of details to share right now, and I'm still working out the kinks myself, but I'm hoping to start a service offering short, weekend long ad hoc QA contracts for indies. My time and availability would be pretty heavily limited, but I'll have more details once I've worked em out.
02.02.2026 19:46
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