sage

the is currently the only app not trying to spoil the new episodes of the pitt and 911 for me 😭

she said “i don’t like anything with large bodies of water” im cackling 😭

currently trying to explain to my mom what an internet iceberg is LMAO

hi bluesky, nephew #1 showed up today 🥹 he’s the cutest little thing and im so excited to meet him

and then my brother’s baby is due in a few weeks, i’m really missing the births of my nephews back to back 😔

when my little sister had her first baby i moved my life around to help her, i was with my niece nearly daily for the first 9 months of her life. now she’s about to have baby no.2 and im 1000 miles away and my heart is breaking into pieces lol

you got this my love!!!

oh did he now?

label that says faggot

i’ve been labelled

sorry if you hear barking. that’s totally mario. definitely not me.

guy with a emo mullet who’s cold

it’s cold

but it still looked nice! i will simply try again tomorrow 🫡

slowly getting back into crocheting more complicated projects. i crocheted for about two hours tonight before i realized that at the beginning i must have been off by a few stitches bc by the end it should’ve been a full ball and it read more like a small hat 😭

when sages tamagotchi hatched they ran across the apartment and dropped their phone (and they love their phone)

my tamagotchi grew up and went home :(

two queers closeup

we paint

we paint

i swear if the same kid interrupts me counting shipment to ask about condoms AGAIN

yummy yummy

THEN we went to taco bell :)

nick took me to barnes and noble today and got me a book :) then we went to ulta and he got me a new highlighter :)

5 years since my dad died is really hard to wrap my head around lol

sage coded characters

handpicked by cocaine jesus

ive had men telling me different tricks to deal all day to deal with a chronic illness i have been living with for nearly 18 years 😭

“get a job” they say and it’s so your coworkers can throw away your shit without asking bc u forgot to label it even though it was put away and you were the only one who touched it

thats gay

me kissing my lover on the cheek

happiest 27th to my lover boy 🖤 beyond happy to have met you @thecocainejesus.bsky.social

mwah happy birthday baby

today has not been fun but we prevail 🤠

yummy