J.Arizona

People don't know how to build their own homes anymore? Guess we better go back to sod houses.

Is that hand gonna burst?

Yes, astronauts are famously not smart people.

Jeanine Pirro in a cross-eyed breakdown.

How many @ryanjreilly.com is Jeanine seeing right now?

Why are you wearing sweatpants with your suit jacket?

It's all that fits, alright?

She'd be prettier if she smiled more.

I long for the 90s, when an undocumented nanny would end your political career.

Well, we would all be better dressed, for sure.

I don't understand why politicians pretend they are immortal.

100° by Tuesday

102° by Wednesday.

Potential 105°+ by next weekend.

The ridge building next week may be the strongest ever recorded for the Southwest in March… or ANY April 🌡️

The oil companies see what we're willing to pay for gas, they'll be slow to bring down the prices.

Two men rolled up in a ball in a cage.

Yeah, that seems like it will be real helpful.

If they make war look like cartoon sports, they hope people won't think about the children they're killing.

The people who watch it were alive during Joanie Loves Chachi.

$5.07 for premium here in Arizona. Cool cool cool.

What a fucking clown

The synapses are really running wild these days. My calendar can be easily cleared for a celebration.

I keep imagining it has the viscosity of blue cheese dressing, and I gag a little.

Oh, okay, I thought it was Dr. Pepper slander, and I was all what?

Who is trying to impose Sharia Law? I guess I missed that Proposition on my last ballot.

That's how they feel about most of us.
Healthcare workers - liars about COVID and jabs
Teachers - indoctrinating the children
County election workers - cheaters and liars
Medicaid recipients - cheaters and unpatriotic lazy asses
Journalists - liars and frauds
Judges - fraudulent activists

How many mimosas in are we, Monica?

Oh, no, how are those post offices going to get renamed now?

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What a great time to be 62.

Spring training is on. Kari Lake's been judged unlawful. And we don't change our clocks tonight.
Things are pretty great in Arizona.

He's just checking on the Horcrux Stephen Miller installed.

Aw, Kari and Kristi can form a loser support group.

Salt River Fields in Scottsdale, Arizona. Diamondbacks are on the field warming up. The White Sox end up beating the Diamondbacks 6 - 0.

It was a great day for a Spring Training game.
#CactusLeague

I hope this includes children.