Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉

Why do they name warships after male presidents and then call them she?

Call me Ernie the way I mill her bush

"boys wanted to deliver chickens on bicycles" would have been a better gag, smh Mr Bushmiller

We're not making fun of him for being gay, we're making fun of him for being a gay Nazi.

Some people would genuinely be willing to put an LLM chip in their brain to choose and say words for them so they don't have to go into the trouble of speaking.

The comments section in any old song is just obituaries

Receptionist: your address and phone number?

Me: are you trying to dox me

"slavery was only abolished because of Christianity"

-Christians who 100% would have supported the slave trade

Student loans paying me out on December 31st is a dangerous idea.

I'm not sure if you understood the point I was trying to make

Yeah bro, cuz there isn't pre-existing Russophobic sentiment built into society for the Russian state to take advantage of to try to get more diaspora Russians to move to Russia.

Ain't no way, trans Santa in 1943 🤯

This is the essay written by that University of Oklahoma "student"

There are those top secret silos in Lappi. Syväsenvaara in Rovaniemi definitely has one.

#YIAYlist my parents are poor

Yeah ok bro. Now what about the other slur you used in the same comment?

America's wealth is all tied up in asshats

Following the assassination of Charlie Kirk, hundreds of fledgling young conservatives are trying to become the next big figure to be shot in the neck.

They're called "shareholders" cuz they hold what should be shared.

Not nearly enough labels in this one

Imperial Christians could not imagine a political system that works by consensus and not by threat of violence lol

Tonsil hockey

Kamala was a clown who failed to read the room and sold the country out to the fascists.

No kings in Canada either ‼️ Exit the Commonwealth ‼️

Democracy is the least convenient part of the political system for the establishment.

OFFENSIVE! OFFENSIVE!

(true story)

Two bottoms dancing, both try to twirl

The Kwakwakaʼwakw of the Pacific Northwest believe that when a person dies, their soul enters the body of a salmon which must then be eaten so the soul can reincarnate as a person again.

Call that the Cycle of Salmonsara.

I had a dirty soda for the first time today. They're sickeningly sweet. Way too much sugar, I don't know how Mormons drink this on the regular, it is not an improvement to regular soda.