starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.
hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes
10.03.2026 03:33
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what's your reason for freaking out over someone else's minor mistake
10.03.2026 05:05
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fence bud
nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't parry
09.03.2026 15:44
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βWhy are men afraid of women?β
βIf your strength is only the other's weakness, you live in fear,β Ged said.
βYes; but women seem to fear their own strength, to be afraid of themselves.β
βAre they ever taught to trust themselves?β Ged asked
βNo,β she said.
09.03.2026 15:30
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NO NO NO YOU DONβT
GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA
federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step βdesigned for normiesβ kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL
tell everyone you know
www.freetaxusa.com
09.03.2026 01:26
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worst day of the year. hour stolen from night time given to the smug idiot breakfast eaters. the rise and shine clowns
08.03.2026 23:51
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pearl jam fan
09.03.2026 02:49
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damn you're a goober
07.03.2026 19:19
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out over your skis is a great expression
07.03.2026 19:16
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is a double pendulum sentient?
is a three body planetary system sentient?
both behave in surprising fashions, without easily predictable outcomes
if you assume that LLMs are not just mathematical token prediction, you are out over your skis
07.03.2026 17:21
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do ur reserch
07.03.2026 19:15
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I am confident you're a dufus
07.03.2026 19:14
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I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.
07.03.2026 18:48
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Iranian hackers threatening to hack into the top 3 credit bureaus and wiping Americans debt⦠and I just wanna know who I gotta speak to in order to expedite this.
07.03.2026 17:15
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as opposed to a grift-her
07.03.2026 04:45
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his name is Dakota and he's pro-life
07.03.2026 04:43
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perfeeeeeect
06.03.2026 17:41
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Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership
05.03.2026 19:56
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dumb asshole
06.03.2026 01:13
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Photo of a gray and white goat, looking up at the camera appearing to smile. He is laying on thick hay bedding on the floor of a barn.
This photo expresses everything you need to know about Jarjar. Heβs just a happy, happy, loving boy!
06.03.2026 00:57
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he referred to it by its proper name tho, he knew
06.03.2026 00:48
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sure you die, but think of how many people will be watching!
05.03.2026 20:05
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markwayne billy wayne
05.03.2026 19:13
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sims murder style. put them in the pool and delete the ladder
05.03.2026 19:04
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cherry wood makes such a pretty house
05.03.2026 19:00
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lol apparently theres not even any evidence his wife is jewish
05.03.2026 18:59
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try clicking through, genius
05.03.2026 18:54
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is it working? you should feel shame enough to vote for someone better
05.03.2026 18:53
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poor babies are just confused when they want gay people to die
05.03.2026 18:49
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trump is married to an immigrant with a heavy accent
05.03.2026 18:47
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