Materially here to vibe

a Volvo xc 40 with the bumper sticker "I bought this before Elon killed himself"

June and I had an idea for a bumper sticker and now it exists in real life

Not sure if Apple Intelligence has this already but Gemini was able to guide me through creating what I was looking for. Fought with the shortcuts app for a full hour. Horrible.

Creating automations in iOS is like pulling teeth. Unironically this is the one place where AI would make it useful. Just type what kind of automation you want, review what the bot spits out and then send it. Easy peasy.

It's real.

My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed

Downloaded Visual Studio Code cause I'm real hot shit now (vibe coded 2 things poorly)

giant ass explosion in LA at midnight, ok

roadhouseendgame i was talking to my mom about cardassians and said something along the lines of what must it be like to be a cardassian civilian. like abstractly knowing the rest of the galaxy thinks of your species as 'the evil ones' and kinda sorta knowing your government runs labor camps and torture prisons and is a military empire, and it's a huge deal for everyone else in the galaxy, but you just like run a restaurant so it's not a big part of your daily life, so you just like, go about your day and make soup and don't think about it' and then halfway through my sentence i actually heard myself and then had to go sit down for like ten minutes. like sat down in a chair and stared at the floor for ten minutes

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Richard Dawkins dined with Epstein despite knowing of conviction The British scientist also wrote in an email to his agent that he had heard the financier’s case was ‘not as black as painted’ and spoke of a ‘witch-hunt’

Oh boy you're gonna want to sit down www.thetimes.com/us/news-toda...

Otacon talking to snake in MGS1 with the text PTT 89=.02 MEMORY You ever blow a woman's back out only to realize that she has a "Deathly Hallows" tattoo on her lower back

this is far too much fun I'm so sorry

Happy birthday!! Staring [age] down at the end of this year myself

I have to remind ppl that part of the joke here is that Anno & Miyazaki’s longtime mentorship + friendship begun with Anno working directly under a 43-year-old Miyazaki during Nausicäa. He is taking the piss, lol

Also, Tomino made Gundam at 38, Matsumoto directed Yamato in his late 30s, etc

of all mortals, some dying men are the most tyrannical

My coworker just suggested we "set a trap" for the guy who keeps stealing lunches from the break room fridge. Brother you are Tom and Jerry brained. We are going to HR.

eraserheadadult on tumblr: "tbh the current default state of operating systems & internet browsers looks fucking indistinguishable from when i gave the family desktop one billion viruses downloading Free Neopoints Hack in 2005 " eraserheadadult: "not to be a millennial but back in my day getting blasted in the eyeballs by ads on your desktop the instant you turn on your computer used to mean something was extremely wrong"

Decline in remote jobs risks shutting disabled people out of work, study finds Research project warns fall in homeworking roles could undermine efforts to reduce unemployment

Many disabled and chronically ill people are demonized for not working full-time jobs, when the truth is they can be forced out due to inaccessible policies. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...

And that's all well and fine. Happy for you. But its still far from what I was getting at, which is that if the opposition party is functionally just an occasional break from this country sliding into oblivion, then that slide shall continue. We're allowed to demand better representation

Unique Forms of Continuity in Space, by Umberto Boccioni, 1913, (cast 1931 or 1934), 📸 by Wang Zhao

My guy, you asked a question that can't be taken seriously and that hasn't changed

No, I’m saying I want more congressmembers in kente cloths. More strongly worded letters. More ragers with the climate change deniers on the local houseboat. An opposition party, ya know?

I mean, is having a government that passes legislation better than one that does not? R’s are getting everything they want these days and the Dems are still wringing their hands over wielding power. Odd.

We’ll give dems a majority in the senate to do what, commit to keeping the filibuster again? They’re playing us for fools

Mina @yazzyy42.bsky.social heyy I found your page here, I'm planning to share my work as an artist! Do you already have any tattoos? 9:14 PM • •• yes. they're horrible. do you know how to remove them? i will pay omg no i dont do removalss ool i only do art I'm dying of a marijuana overdose omg are u ok?? dont die on me!! it's over I'm too stoned omg dont say that!! drink water or smthn!!

Mina @yazzyy42.bsky.social ••• the doctors can't do anything. goodby my love NOOOO dont say goodbye!! u cant die on me rn!! why not i feel like it they're pushing 200mg morphine bouz i just started talkingg to u!! farewell NOOOO dont go to sleep !! stay awake and talk to me!! hello. this is Miles' doctor. he died and said to tell you he was jacking off to your profile when he passed. my condolences

Mina @yazzyy42.bsky.social ••• the doctors can't do anything. goodby my love NOOOO dont say goodbye!! u cant die on me rn!! why not i feel like it they're pushing 200mg morphine bouz i just started talkingg to u!! farewell NOOOO dont go to sleep !! stay awake and talk to me!! hello. this is Miles' doctor. he died and said to tell you he was jacking off to your profile when he passed. my condolences

i was just being nice and flirting a lil congratulations. it killed him omg thats not funny!!!!! expect the hospital bill in the mail STOP THIS ISNT FUNNY nymore!! 11:52 PM

i’m loving the bots lately

The Fire Within (1963), dir. Louis Malle a man staring at the camera subtitled waiting for something to happen 📽️

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Nvm they found the fucking angle

Cross country skiing raw as hell but my vote for the least cinematic Olympic sport ever 😂

The boba slush is like 30% incredible. Nectar of the gods. An experience unmatched by any natural means. And 70% undrinkable icy bullshit.

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