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The ladies call me Space Mountain...

...cause I’m a 5 hour wait and a 3 minute ride.

Wooooohhhhooooo!!!

My first (and for a while only) exposure to Darude: Sandstorm was at Six Flags Great America where during Fright Fest they would take the enclosed teacup ride, black it out, fill it with fog and lights and stuff, then blast the music as you spun yourself to death and it was beautiful.

REPLACE CHUCK SCHUMER WITH A HAND VACUUM.

HAND VAC IS CHEAPER AND ONLY SUCKS WHEN IT’S TURNED ON INSTEAD OF ALL THE FUCKING TIME LIKE CHUCK SCHUMER.

Is it too early to start referring to AOC as madam president?

A YES on cloture is a YES for the bill.

Do not let anyone play games with you.

Not going to lie. The topless mermaids in the original Peter Pan get me all worked up.

Yes I was drinking. Yes I won this at a silent auction.

Former Meta official's 'explosive' memoir about the social media giant to be published next week An insider account being billed as an “explosive” memoir about “seven critical years” at Facebook/Meta will be published next week.

Perfect title — the famous quote from The Great Gatsby which i also used as the opener of my memoir Burn Book. We need more insiders there and elsewhere to come forward and explain what happened since these careless people have never been more powerful. apnews.com/article/meta...

Bill Millers at 7:45am asked me if I wanted to add a peach cobbler to my order.

Earth Explodes

Earth Explodes
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What happened to TikTok is fucking bullshit.

This is the same guy who wants to annex Canada?

Nooooooooooooooo

David Lynch, Visionary Director of ‘Twin Peaks’ and ‘Blue Velvet,’ Dies at 78 Director David Lynch, who radicalized American film with with a dark, surrealistic artistic vision in films like 'Blue Velvet,' has died. He was 78.

Rest in peace to one of the most visionary film and tv directors. He was a huge inspiration variety.com/2025/film/ne...

Kepler North - "I Love You" is out NOW!

Dope!!!

To explain how my days going my two google searches today where “jungle cats cd” and “symptoms of norovirus”