Jane

Esp when I can watch Alf on YouTube for free

Awesome

I don’t get why we pay for tv and have to watch ads

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

Or if people weren’t allowed to buy every property in a city and make rent prices undoable with the money paid from jobs in that city.

I want to reassure my followers that even though Bluesky has a new CEO, I still remain 100% committed to my mission of making your experience of using this website as unpleasant as possible

It’s like the furries on my discover page

HBO please stop playing #neighbors
It reminds me of that scene in a rough porno where they interview the girl and she’s like “I loved it”

Idk why make it stop

Did you guys know it changes from standard to daylight?

So I live in the pacific region so it’s no longer pacific standard, it’s now pacific daylight

Which just blew my brain right apart when my mom told me this an hour ago

I mean a broken clock is right twice a day. Maybe Starbucks will stop asking if I want my cappuccino hot or iced now

Nepo ayatollah.

Freedom of speech painting

I don’t think losing an election means you were “right about everything” or “tried to warn” all of us

still holds up btw

good because I keep seeing a resurgence in Michelle Obama pr and I’m like….

Please democrats do not run Michelle Obama
Please run some one new. Think of Paraguay they let a scientist run the country and they have become less dependent on oil

What should I spend my daylight savings on?

I wish for an oddly specific otherwise useless super power

!!

It’s so crazy how these people are gonna destroy tv just like they destroyed the radio… like why can they only make shitty media?

why did Kamala Harris lose?

Because she SUCKS

a sharps container for my toenail collection

A Sharps container for my broken soul and spirit.

A sharps container for my witty repartee

If you’re wondering where the hot masc lesbians are it’s def in the ambulance bay

I mean that’s just an American experience. RIP dental care is health care

Getting a boner anytime anyone says Cattar

Letting an account I just followed smell my hand before I riff in their replies

Valid

say what you will about me but I would never date a guy named Dylan