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he/they | Engineer @ AAA studio (laid off :3), posting through the pain

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I love it already…. Can’t wait for the third stage to be bipedal holding a guitar or some dumb shit like that

27.02.2026 17:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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GameFreak loves a cunty little amphibian

27.02.2026 17:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jesus Christ 😢

27.02.2026 17:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It's Official: the Cybertruck is More Explosive than the Ford Pinto - FuelArc News We now have a full year of data for the Cybertruck, and a strange preponderance of headlines about Cybertrucks exploding into flames, including several fatalities. That’s more than enough data to comp...

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold.

The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold.

fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

23.02.2026 21:24 👍 9115 🔁 4208 💬 247 📌 518

I looooved Ishiguro’s Never Let Me Go

24.02.2026 17:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anybody hiring quirky gay guys with live service dev experience…? No? Ok

19.02.2026 21:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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So far I'm enjoying cachyOS with the Cosmic desktop. Gaming performance is great and super easy to set up. Very customizable. I also forgot how nice it is to not have ads built-in to my OS... I'm also pleased I was able to find consistent themes across obsidian, firefox, code, and Cosmic itself ^^

16.02.2026 19:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can you get me a job

16.02.2026 19:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

rare crusader kings 3 event chain in which an inspired person creates one (1) desert eagle

14.01.2026 16:37 👍 125 🔁 11 💬 7 📌 1

inb4 someone says this meme is body fascism

14.02.2026 01:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I’m a Linux person now

14.02.2026 01:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Six cornbread muffins in colorful papers

Six cornbread muffins in colorful papers

Gay cornbread

03.02.2026 19:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Top 2 priorities should be solar on every roof and bidets on every toilet.

31.01.2026 18:08 👍 1377 🔁 193 💬 25 📌 14

Every day is some new horror

31.01.2026 21:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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honestly one of the most insane things i’ve ever seen. i cannot believe this. i feel insane seeing this and it being real. everything is unreal

31.01.2026 18:42 👍 3875 🔁 580 💬 77 📌 46
screenshot showing genetic background among early settlers of North Central Appalachia

screenshot showing genetic background among early settlers of North Central Appalachia

Screenshot highlighting specific area along the West Virginia-Ohio border

Screenshot highlighting specific area along the West Virginia-Ohio border

Every Ancestry update provides me some new revelation of potential inbreeding

28.01.2026 20:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
25 years of Wikipedia

We got Wikipedia Wrapped before GTA6
wikipedia25.org/en/which-wik...

22.01.2026 06:17 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Both KOTOR games and most fallout games 100%

03.11.2025 05:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Life lately

11.09.2025 00:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Sold my soul to the LDS church so I can claim Appalachian valor

10.09.2025 15:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s giving Didi Hill. Can’t tell if I love it or not

08.09.2025 13:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🎉🎉🎉

29.08.2025 12:56 👍 190 🔁 16 💬 3 📌 0
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conservatives love having cool beliefs like “political ideology is genetic”

29.08.2025 18:22 👍 3053 🔁 287 💬 190 📌 118

“Sorry we don’t have Coke is Pepsi ok?”
Buddy I don’t even care if I wake up tomorrow

23.08.2025 22:22 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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*big iron intensifies*

24.08.2025 06:19 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1
31.07.2025 02:04 👍 11435 🔁 3074 💬 62 📌 15

Today I learned that that’s a Cinnabon and not wings

31.07.2025 04:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
HGTV Exec Moans With Pleasure Upon Receiving Word About Triplets Who Flip, Furnish, And Sell Houseboats In The Carolinas

HGTV Exec Moans With Pleasure Upon Receiving Word About Triplets Who Flip, Furnish, And Sell Houseboats In The Carolinas

HGTV Exec Moans With Pleasure Upon Receiving Word About Triplets Who Flip, Furnish, And Sell Houseboats In The Carolinas theonion.com/hgtv-ex...

29.07.2025 20:00 👍 2395 🔁 173 💬 19 📌 10
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Road trip!

27.07.2025 19:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Anxious Owner Pets Dog Down To Hairless Stump

Anxious Owner Pets Dog Down To Hairless Stump

Anxious Owner Pets Dog Down To Hairless Stump

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