TSA existed before DHS.

nobody except me should be going anywhere

Wow this is incredibly stupid

Ngl I thought both of those people were British

I worked at a movie theater when "Miracle" came out and we sold 7 whole tickets for it.

i accidentally used too much wd40 specialist contact cleaner in an unventilated space so i called the 1800 number on the back and they just told me to listen to chocolate and cheese (Ween, 1994)

The timothy dalton bond movies are good bond movies but he is not a good bond

Yes the "English-Scots-Irish culture", cultures that love each other and are in America together bc they loved each other so much.

So it's a normal American jail without commissary

out of context but funnier this way

We're all climate hypocrites.

I saw a guy w a t-shirt that had an image of the "Scream" mask on it and underneath in cursive it just said "scream mask"

They have more important things to worry about

Idk if you think about it Trump is prob like top 5 least racist Presidents

Ska is in the files and must be held accountable

I was trying to go to the Washington Post website but accidentally just typed "jazz" in my browser bc I'm listening to jazz

So real

why is every photo of henry rollins so funny to me

*time. sorry im typing w one hand and eating a cinnamon roll w the other

i have a hard to giving stuff away for free on there bc everyone thinks i should deliver it to them for free too

well no, i dont want to have to be 70

dream job

And not like 1 full cheek either, i mean like the top half

i think all you ever see, at most, is like 50% of a butt.

It's crazy for like 50 years there's this franchise clearly for the horny man demographic and yet i don't think they ever showed a single boob

idgi

It's a stated policy goal, why would he be upset about it

I've hated that guy since I was a little kid. There were two guys w funny nicknames on the local rock stations at the time, one representing good (Weasel), and the other representing evil (Greaseman).

They look so happy!