Pigeons next to Cam
Jesus Green big trees
Great bunch of lads
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Pigeons next to Cam
Jesus Green big trees
Great bunch of lads
Magnolia mate
More magnolia mate
youtu.be/wd7I6tdY4wY
A pamphlet about the hate crimes, presumably not how to do them
Τι με περιμένει στη δουλειά
Smooth Radio is the broadcasting equivalent of someone screaming at you to stay calm
The bravery of EU countries in standing with Cyprus because Hezbollah threw a biro at RAF Akrotiri when 38% of the country is illegally occupied by the NATO member they love trading with and going on holiday to reminds me of what I considered the bravery of switching from under-the-counter to vaping
I would love that! Put your big coat on, we’re off
Hills and mist and trees
Hills and mist and trees
Hills and mist and a reservoir
Hills and mist and trees and a reservoir
If you like mist (I’m all for it)
“Jesus Christ do you know what Georgie that woman uses so much fabric softener-“
“does it make you want to throw up”
“-IT MAKES YOU WANT TO THROW UP”
Phew, I was worried you were gonna say t*hini
“I feel quite ignorant, I don’t know much about your religion!”
“You’re alright mate. Basically you think we’re schismatic. And we think you’re heretics.” That’s the theology sorted, time for a beer
I could have done some qualifications and you could have moved in with Davina McCall but we’re both stuck here now
I do love my cat but when she sits motionlessly in the end of the shower tray and watches me wash myself with a stare of frankly unadulterated contempt it’s difficult not to think we both could have aspired to slightly more dignified lives
A skewer of octopus on my plate
An old Citroen in the car park
Both of these were in the same place but other than that they’ve got nothing to do with each other. End of
This is giving me Anglesey or Wimpole vibes, I wouldn’t trust the Audley End mob to make the right judgement on Blair or Hitler
Calmly preparing for the family baptism taking place in Sheffield tomorrow
Nice that you ask each other though?
Pillow-like
Boudicca wasn’t keen but I’m all for it
Van with gays written on the back of it
Tree reflected in Cam
Great bunch of lads opposite Paradise nature reserve having some cuisine
Swan doing the bit from Titanic but without Leo DiCaprio
Blossom in Grantchester
Church of St Andrew and St Mary in Grantchester
Big tree by the Cam
Witches’ broom
Underneath the Abbey-Chesterton bridge
A rower goes past the boat called Scandal
King’s college chapel
Tree and punts
Stroll while starting again, again
Tree and mist
Trees and mist
Trees and mist
You get the idea, trees and mist mate
Nothing to see here
⛔️ join a union
⛔️ support your coworkers
⛔️ protect your privacy and dignity
✅ make hot beverages less often
Britain’s biggest left-leaning newspaper recommending you “keep your boss happy” and write LinkedIn posts “from the heart”
The almond milk container has got a smiling almond on it and they’re giving a thumbs up gesture. They also have shoes on (unhygienic) and what appears to be bruising on what we assume to be their arse
Every morning I look at this prick and think you wouldn’t be smiling if you knew how almond milk’s made. And take your fucking shoes off
Wanker in silly Versace it’s pronounced Versace sunglasses and very cheap zebra print shirt
You may or may not be surprised to learn that I liked living in Essex a lot
Thought some new sunglasses might be cheering. Luckily one of our people was on hand to help.
“Would you ever look at anything by Versace?”
“No, my last pair were Versace and the ‘ace’ in the lettering wore off on one side.”
“So they said ‘Vers’? No that’s not going work for you, we can do better.”
A bored, atrocity-horny journalist suggesting – during the two minutes I could tolerate listening to the news – full-scale war because “our sovereign territory [in Cyprus] was attacked” hasn’t helped my genuine effort to believe Britain is much more than a disorder for which there is no cure
Blossom a bit close
Blossom a bit further away
BLOSSOMING ABUNDANTLY NO NOT ME THE TREES thankyou
Daffodils but there’s a bit of grass as well
Just daffodils
DAFFS NEAR MY GAFF thankyou
