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NIHR Academic Clinical Lecturer & Vascular Surgery ST8 | Research includes PAD, CLTI, cognitive impairment & frailty | Preoccupied with Leeds United #Medsky #Vascsky #LUFC

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My humble submission to the new Bank of England with concepts for the new bank notes to please both sides.

11.03.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 189 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 8
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count von count from sesame street holds his hand to his mouth Alt: count von count from sesame street holds his hand to his mouth
10.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My word. #lufc having an FA cup run 😱😱😱

Just stay up as well lads please…

08.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There should be a rule for VAR. max 3 minutes for Stockley Park to make a call. If they can’t then it stays with the on-field decision #lufc

28.02.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why don’t more football teams place players on the side of the box for penalties? A tweak that a handful of teams are using could result in a curious marginal gain

Niche content: Corinthians Feminino put a player on either side of the box at penalties, rather than having everyone behind the box. I used Pythagoras’ theorem for the first time since my GCSEs and watched 50 saved penalties to see if others should do it too. ⬇️
www.nytimes.com/athletic/706...

28.02.2026 08:58 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
Life Under Leeds’ Craziest Owner | Matt Smith
Life Under Leeds’ Craziest Owner | Matt Smith YouTube video by Business of Sport

Anything I hear about the Cellino days blows my mind 🀯 #lufc

youtu.be/j6SgWtvUOts?...

27.02.2026 07:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. Feels like a bad move for Archie…

25.02.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe a loan to spurs in the championship next season??? #lufc

25.02.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Liverpool (45) already have more points than Leicester did in their title defence in 2016/17 (44 points, finished 12th). But they lost Mahrez and Kante and didn’t spent Β£500m!

22.02.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Arsenal at home?

21.02.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Ticket to ride First Journey US version (age 6+)

Ticket to ride First Journey US version (age 6+)

11.02.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s clearly never played Ticket to Ride…

11.02.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe harsh on Farke. He’s a steady hand that has done well with good resources. Bielsa transformed a very mid table squad and got way more out of players then even they thought were possible. But even I’d stick with Farke over Bielsa right now…

Still, Bielsa is the best Leeds coach in my lifetime.

11.02.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think it’s time Spurs did a Man U in getting an ex player back to manage the club. Given his very strong opinions on the team the obvious candidate is Jamie O’Hara…

11.02.2026 12:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not underestimating Farke. I think he did a fantastic job especially calming the absolute chaos in his first summer at the club after we’d been relegated and half the team left on loan!

I was responding the comment stating DF was the best Leeds manager since 1993…

11.02.2026 12:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m glad Farke is doing well but Bielsa is levels above him. We had by far the best squad in the championship last season and the club have invested heavily in the summer. What Bielsa did with the likes of Cooper, Phillips, Klich, Dallas, Ayling, Alioski etc was miraculous. #lufc

11.02.2026 10:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Really looking forward to propaganda now. Coventry headless. Leicester headless. Chelsea headloss. #lufc

10.02.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of the live premier league scores showing incorrectly that Chelsea vs Leeds is still playing and into the 26th minute of stoppage time.

Screenshot of the live premier league scores showing incorrectly that Chelsea vs Leeds is still playing and into the 26th minute of stoppage time.

I know it felt like 26 mins of stoppage time but… #lufc

10.02.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah - didn’t think so…

10.02.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bornauw up top with Nmecha. Hattrick incoming…

10.02.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok. Given that 5-3-2 went so well at home and Farke has played Bornauw up front at the end of a game before do you think he’d be crazy enough to do it from the start??? #lufc

GK Darlow
RCB Rodon
CB Bijol
LCB Justin
RWB Bogle
LWB Gudmondson
DCM Ampadu
DCM Gruev
CAM Aaronson
ST Bornauw
ST Nmecha

10.02.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

6 defenders?!?! #lufc

10.02.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven.

God says, β€œI’ll tell you anything you want to know.”

β€œAt last! Who shot JFK?”

God says, β€œOswald, acting alone.”

Conspiracy theorist says, β€œShit. This goes even higher than I thought…”

07.02.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 109 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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…and in case you were wondering, ESPN commentary fans, yes he did (sound on). #LUFC

06.02.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

WTAF?!!

06.02.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cannibalistic jellyfish with a vanishing anus are invading Venice | LBC Venice is being invaded by cannibalistic jellyfish from the Atlantic that are threatening the delicate balance of the lagoon's ecosystem.

Roses are red
Anyone for tennis?

04.02.2026 13:01 πŸ‘ 159 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

Roses are red
The Mediterranean is blue
How do cannabalistic jellyfish with vanishing anuses poo?

04.02.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Have you got a number for Tyler Roberts?" #lufc

02.02.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

No. His performances have been consistently good. He was unlucky not to score against Everton. His service has been pretty poor in recent weeks. Aaronson is doing well but I think having him play with DCL doesn’t get the best out of DCL.

31.01.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But he wouldn’t have come to us if he could push for the title/CL football with Villa. Plus we don’t know what his wages are…

29.01.2026 11:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0