Norwegian Frankfurter

*she = they

Doh! Sorry, I have a brain like a sieve at times. 😬🫣 So we have! I love seeing fluffy cats, but am a bit scared of the maintenance levels they require. Does she moult a lot? 🤔 Haggis loves a brush, but not everywhere - mostly her back and sides. I think it's related to the brush bristles, though.

Oh my word!! What epic floofiness!! What breed is your lap warmer? 😻

She loves tummy strokes, but not too many... that floofy belly is so tempting, but we keep it to a minimum, for her own comfort. Her favourite scritch areas are the back of her head, and near her tail, but again, like the belly, not always. She's an adorable chunky miss, and a real cutie. 😻

Pictured is my big Scottish Fold tabby cat, lying on her back on a pouffe, with her feet up, belly exposed, head angled to one side, looking utterly relaxed.

Pictured is my big Scottish Fold tabby cat, lying on her back on a pouffe, with her feet up, belly exposed, head angled to one side, looking utterly relaxed.

Pictured is my big Scottish Fold tabby cat, lying on her back on a pouffe, with her feet up, belly exposed, head angled to one side, looking utterly relaxed.

If your Sunday doesn’t look like this, you're doing it wrong...

My girl, Haggis, chilling like a pro!

#catlife #snoozySunday #lostinthought

😂😂 I'll let her know!

😂😂 The blue bird of Twitter - i refuse to call it X!!

Will Corey Landowski be servicing, oh sorry, I mean will Mr Landowski be in service to Mr Mullin, and have to fetch his "blankie" sex toy go bag when they fly off into the sunset? 🤔

I don't think she's left completely, but I do know she's back in her old stomping ground over on 🐦.

Oh, definitely!! The UK was/is terrible for kidney donation prices at motorway services, too, so learned that lesson a long time ago!! 😳😬

Someone in the Kreis shared this last night, Seb... ten cents more expensive at Shell!! 🤬🤬

Enjoy this scathing summary of yesterday's Merz/Trump meeting - it was brilliantly written. 👏🏻🇩🇪😁

Read your scathing summary of the Merz/Trump meeting on Facebook - it was brilliantly written. Thank you! 😁🇩🇪👍🏻

Yup, have definitely noticed Shell is the worst of them, with BP not far behind. Thankfully my need to drive is minimal, but my partner has to drive to and from - it's madness for him to take an assortment of buses and S-Bahn trains for over an hour for a twenty minute drive. 😬🫣

So, we suck it up!

Partial shot of a petrol station receipt, showing the current Super E10 price at 1,909 euros per litre

Oh great, over 20 cents a litre more for petrol. Just what the world needs!! 🤪🙄

And this particular Tankstelle is one of the cheaper ones in the wider area of Groß-Gerau, the area where I live. Shell charges even more! 🤬

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Well, I'm only just seeing it now as I'm in the middle of Germanifying my accounting qualifications, so am learning all of the HGB regs, and that's when § comes in handy!! 🫣😬

Usually, I'm more focused on the numbers keypad! 🤓😂

Does Mizz Mensch not realise that Christianity exists in Iran, albeit heavily restricted? If the Pope wants to express concern, why shouldn't he. I'll bet it irks the US regime that Leo is not "one of them" the way they'd like him to be!

When I say "own key" I mean rather than me going into Word and digging through symbols, as I had done previously. Must admit I'm feeling a tad stupid right now! 😂😂😂

I'm a shift-3, too, (I use an Acer laptop).

Stick with me, kid... I'll teach you (eventually)!! 😂😂😂

Me, today, discovering the beloved § (section symbol) found in much of German legal/bureaucratic literature has its own little key on the QWERTZ keyboard.

Doh! 🫣😆

I've only been living in Germany for five years! 😂😂

Yup! My sister (with British passport) lives in Ireland with her non-EU family as it was too expensive for her to settle in the UK at the time. So they went to Ireland, and have now lived there long enough to apply for Irish citizenship. Hilariously my sister will then be disadvantaged re: EU FoM. 😬

Yes, I'm aware of that, but their relationship with the UK is unique to that of the rest of the EU/EEA (see also dual nationals, CTA, etc.). My partner is Irish, so we've often had this same discussion, while I'm Norwegian and had lived in the UK for almost 20 years when the referendum was done.

😁 I like simple! I tend to agree, but when I lived in the UK, people would argue that spring began on the equinox date, and I'd say either works, but they were adamant! 🤦🏼‍♀️

That's not to say that the frost won't be lurking for another month or two... so planting needs to be carried out with care. 😬

Pictured are three white rabbits, symbols of good luck.

Pictured is an Easter cactus in full bloom, with dark and light peach-coloured flowers.

White rabbits, white rabbits!!

Happy March, everyone - three weeks until we get longer evenings! While spring is technically here, I know many don't consider it so until the clocks spring forward.

Gorgeous sunshine here, and my Easter cactus is looking gorgeous!

This!!! Especially concerning the referendum... it boiled my piss that Irish & Commonwealth citizens could vote on something that had no direct affect on them, but EU and EEA citizens were not allowed to vote, and essentially it was our presence that was being objected to, thanks to FoM inwards. 🙄

Or, here's a thought, Nige... you and your rancid racist friends aren't as popular as your Twatter army say you are?! 🤔

The trouble with being in an echo chamber is that it's all echo, and no substance, just the same shitty rhetoric bouncing off the scummy walls of empty (incl. bot?) minds. 😆

Haggis isn't as rude... 😹

And anyway, she literally squeaks... quite funny for such a chunky miss!! 😂😂