Suzy

@arcanevice.bsky.social helped pick it out. Just a little something to take the edge off. lol

Asparagus fields

Important tattoo updates.

pro tip: don't watch videos of soldiers coming home to their dogs when you've been in iraq for the last 7 months

Summer has barely even started. Dear lord.

I designed a shirt for my deployment. We've been calling it a girls trip because there are more high-ranking women than men here. And I think it's great.

I miss playing dnd so much.

Coffee that makes the world go round.

Tootsie Rolls did me dirty.

Hi friends. It's been a while.

The purrs are so loud in this house.

I completely understand this being necessary, but it doesn’t make it any less funny.

Beau and I would like to introduce you to our new son, Bobby.

Thinking about you.

I also left a voice mail on my dentist’s phone saying, “so I was eating candy last night, and, ironically, I chewed a filling out of my tooth into the gummy bears. It felt awful. Wondering if you had any openings available.” I’m very good at keeping dentists employed.

Me to my dentist: so I shoved my phone in my mouth and took this picture and this is the tooth that’s bugging me.

You can do it! We only hold packages for 15 days before we send them back!

I was such an adult today. I called two separate doctors. I’m so good at stuff.

What a ham.

These two are best friends and they share 52 brain cells.

The cat is not out of the bag.