Okay, just because the douche isn't conspiring in *this particular* massive fraud, doesn't mean he's not still a douche!
Still rooting for pretty Albert to get his noona
Watching Undercover Miss Hong, and I do think that I'm going to *need* her to snog pretty Albert ... ... to throw off suspicion, right ...
In front of the douchey ex, for preference
I'm only up to ep.6, don't spoiler me!!
It's proper *high* fantasy, and written in 84, so not in the modern fantasy style π In case that's offputting (or a further recommendation)
*This* sort of thing is what the licence fees *should* go on!
Banning AI for primary school children is FAR more necessary than banning social media for under-16s.
OMG
I replied to a post which came up on my feed, with a screenshot of the amusing juxtaposition of that post with the next in my timeline.... holy shit ... ive got over 70 likes ... and also reposts??
Dudes ... I'm not mentally prepared to deal with these constant notifications ππ
Bluesky feed Top post is a picture of Conservative Tweet "Winston Churchill is a hero. He's earned his place on our Five Pound Note. He must note be replaced with an Otter." The following post is by the account In Otter News, and is a picture of an otter looking contemplative, captioned "Steve thinks about doing shenanigans"
How this appeared on my feed πππ
Do you have Sheri S Tepper's The Revenants? I'd put that pretty high on my 'one sitting' reads
Is S4 good? I haven't been able to motivate myself to watch yet, despite Benedict being the most attractive of the brothers in my eyes
Just found a "spare" packet of Ginger nuts ... this is how I plan to complete the last 2 hours of my work day
Not least because you have to self-cert for the first week, anyway!
You might also enjoy this article. www.patreon.com/posts/844658...
As long as the pride flag causes outrage we need pride.
quick reminder that NT's production of The Importance of Being Earnest, starring human ray of sunshine Ncuti Gatwa, will be streaming FOR FREE on YouTube this weekend
www.radiotimes.com/movies/ncuti...
First timer? Ooooooo, you're going to enjoy it!!!!
Foreground: cat stares straight ahead. Black ears, eyepatches, and chin, with white cheeks and forehead. Middleground: face of chubby middle aged white woman, in black hoodie and glasses Background: cluttered bookshelves
I love my beautiful little man ... even when he wants to climb up, when I'm supposed to be working π
I'm still not ready for yesterday!
Transcript: Drink your Soylent nutrient pouch and return to labouring, peasant!
Someone send these morons the definition of Genocide (a whole dictionary would be far too intimidating for them, clearly)
*Squints at Eastern Europe* ... Hey, Amerikkkans ... found your white-people homelands!
TFW you're having a small whinge about the chronic-illness routine of 8hrs work followed by 15hrs sleep ... and your supervisor blithely says "oh, sounds like bliss ... wish *I* could do that"
You know the feeling? ... sheer, blinding , dick-punch-a-bitch, rage ... right
Based on the way twitter is leaning these days, I'd be using that list to scope out likely Reform defectors, rather than to pick my leading lights π€·ββοΈ
"Do you even lift?"
Yeah, I lift my depression-laden flesh prison from bed every morning and haul it around all day.
I just want what every girl wants: donuts, pants with pockets and equal rights for everyone
No Wash, no watch.
Introducing Mr B The Gentleman Rhymer. Who could absolutely do this π
I (40+year UK citizen) was 100% useless to my Brazilian in-law during their preparation for the test. Can I name the kings and queens of England? Of course not!
If it's just the handle, there's always sugru
