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Washington Capitals fan. #ALLCAPS. PWHL stan account. One level above "stan account" Chappell Roan account. Same with Sierra Hull. Adult beverage enjoyer. Total lowlife.

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Caps have no business making playoffs with their PP. #ALLCAPS

14.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sandman! #ALLCAPS

14.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Roy! #ALLCAPS

14.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really like Frank. Good shift. #ALLCAPS

14.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

INTERNET : Punch Goes Viral For Finally Fighting His Bullies

ME: [deep sigh, rubs temple] β€œTHIS MONKEY IS PUNCHING BACK” WAS RIGHT THERE

10.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
Trump fucked kids on a digital sign that normally displays construction related traffic info

Trump fucked kids on a digital sign that normally displays construction related traffic info

shout out whatever brave soul keeps updating the construction info sign next to piedmont park meadow

12.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 2454 πŸ” 465 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 6

Winner winner 🐣 dinner! #ALLCAPS

13.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Steve! #ALLCAPS

13.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s my (frighteningly vulnerable!!) follow up on my reporting that exposed a white nationalist active club.

On the professional and personal costs of this work:

12.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 620 πŸ” 191 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 6

Every day of this hellscape feels like living through a deleted scene from DR. STRANGELOVE.

12.03.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Oh, no. Parley for an equivalence of "Steve" used by me and <TBD> used by you?

12.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a helmet with the words this is the way behind him ALT: a man in a helmet with the words this is the way behind him

Steve.

12.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Got stuck minutes in the past on Leonard's goal.

I can't do "Leno" cause of J Leno and"Lenny" is a dealbreaker based on my name/childhood. Henceforth, all Leonard goals will be noted with a "Steve!" #ALLCAPS

12.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish–no can do in Texas.

It's OK. That Biz dude amuses me. Like a clown.

11.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Guess I've been watching hockey for a minute. New (to me) dude on TNT panel and couldn't recall name but knew it was a Boston goalie. Rask.

11.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The entire Republican Party has adopted the mannerisms of 4chan shitposters. This is who they are now, just a bunch of shitposters performing for their Nazi audience on X

11.03.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 854 πŸ” 108 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 7
Uggi the dog curled up next to an arc of DEAD WEIGHT

Uggi the dog curled up next to an arc of DEAD WEIGHT

Would YOU like to win an arc of my new book DEAD WEIGHT?

If yes, click this link to enter*: www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sho...

PS I would very much appreciate it if you shared this post for me friends πŸ™

*US residents only

11.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 184 πŸ” 123 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 10

You have to make sacrifices for the very clear and articulated objectives of our War in Iran that is also not a war that we’ve also already won

11.03.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 1977 πŸ” 402 πŸ’¬ 135 πŸ“Œ 19

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - β€œWhen your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

11.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 11053 πŸ” 2782 πŸ’¬ 178 πŸ“Œ 51
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This is Summit. He is a friend to pretty much everyone he meets. But has a special soft spot for the little critters who stop long enough for him to say hello. 13/10 (IG: bakerbarnes)

10.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 11763 πŸ” 1556 πŸ’¬ 258 πŸ“Œ 144

Prefer Kiss off into the air.

10.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

GREAT movie.

10.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th πŸΏπŸ€‘πŸ€£

10.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 5624 πŸ” 1650 πŸ’¬ 150 πŸ“Œ 305

Anyone local to me fancy going out for a run?

Yeah, excellent, grab me a bottle of wine on your way back.

10.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Even as a cynical scholar of rape culture, I'm shocked that this isn't the headline story on domestic politics everywhere right now. It's just an unfathomable abuse of power, in clear violation of the law.

10.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 2628 πŸ” 1046 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 16
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Andrew O’Hagan Β· Stay Classy: Mummy’s Favourite The late queen can be held responsible for much, but nobody could accuse her of seeming to enjoy her role. For the...

β€˜As a couple, Andrew and Sarah Ferguson have always been too stupid to understand the vulnerability of the institution that supports them, and they began wrecking it from the inside as soon as they met.’

Andrew O’Hagan on Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, in the next issue.

www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

09.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 255 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 37

Please. You really, really want this vaccine. Not only did I go through hell at the time, but it took 4 years (4 years!) for the pain to fully go away, and I still sometimes get phantom itching when I'm stressed.

10.03.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Loretta, a 70 pound black lap dog

Loretta, a 70 pound black lap dog

Also if you’re just now following me please know that this feed is like 70 percent me trying to figure out how the hell something happened so I can report that, 5 percent me forgetting to eat, 9 percent me being extremely mid, 6 percent me hiding Wu Tang lyrics, and like 10 percent Loretta.

10.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Kuznetsov saying "Like, we're idiots and then we beat them?"

Kuznetsov saying "Like, we're idiots and then we beat them?"

Capitals Hockey!

10.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1