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If you think this technology isn’t eventually being used on you, you’re kidding yourself. Either we smash it or destroys us.

they told us folding on the shutdown was a big ol’ W because the epstein files would be released

"It may be that now is no longer the time for statements, but for us — with our bodies — to stand between the powers of this world and the most vulnerable”

As 2nd plane crashes into World Trade Center, Chuck Schumer stands up in the rotunda, eyes blazing. “Al Quadra needs *much* better flight training!” he shouts. “And the American people demand cheaper ticket prices!”

The applause is thunderous.

To be clear (since NPR isn't), the "joke" is premised on the fact that Trump is kidnapping people w/o due process and shipping them to offshore concentration slave camps in defiance of court orders, human rights accordances, the U.S. constitution, all tenets of common decency, and international law.

this is such a perfect example of conservatism

we’re raising prices on this thing that should be free but “they” will be paying more than “you” so show some gratitude you worms

theres no coming back from this without prosecuting everyone up and down the chain of command

I don’t ever want to hear any Republican anywhere ever complain about someone instigating political violence against them ever again. They are a political violence party. They just object to splashback onto themselves of the environment of political violence they’ve created.

i had a suspicion that states rights would regain some salience if and when the states where rights came into question were states republicans cared about

Moxon’s Shaving Cream: “Never exonerate malice simply because it is also stupid.”

a lot of you are probably too young to remember this but presidents dont normally wage war against americans

The reason we have laws* against bribery is that companies will absolutely bribe politicians at the very first opportunity if it is good for the bottom line, because they see it as a sound business decision, not a civilizational betrayal.

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Revolting.

Trump is a piece of shit and his supporters like him because they are pieces of shit.

I don't have much to say about Olivia Nuzzi, but it's emblematic of our culture at large that what should have been a career-ending scandal resulted in a sweetheart high profile book deal and a fawning tongue bath profile in the paper of record.

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

under any other administration this alone would have been a massive news-cycle-swallowing scandal, now the AG is just like "yes, the president weaponized us, to distract from all the news implicating him with the pedophile rape gang he participated in with his best friend"

they dont actually want dem-aligned epstein associates to get in trouble, they just want to keep saying “what about bill clinton?” until trump gets away with it

Look there is a big difference between saying that about a 55-year-old propagandist and a 5-year-old propagandist. A big difference.

"Let's put the guy who is perpetually wrong in charge. That'll inspire confidence."

What brilliant minds ya'll must have brought together to create this trash.

Attorney: Can 13-year olds consent to sex?

Republicans: CAN THEY EVER

"We looked into the public awareness of this story we're actively suppressing and the data suggests we're suppressing it."

They don't leave because it's where there is the most money to be had from the collective value generated by human beings, and despite what they insist, they don't generate wealth; they collect it.

guess im naive, really thought epstein was being shunned after his arrest and it became common knowledge that he was running a child sex trafficking ring/blackmail operation but these rich perverts really didnt give a shit

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