One of my 3 yr olds came galloping over to me and stated, “IMMA PONY!” … “…don’t ask.” And then trotted off. So I did not ask.
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One of my 3 yr olds came galloping over to me and stated, “IMMA PONY!” … “…don’t ask.” And then trotted off. So I did not ask.
Some people just really enjoy being stupid. It makes them feel special.
I need everyone to know that I’m actually an intellectual but, unfortunately for me I am also stupid.
Gotta bring ‘em down a notch! One of them reads at about a 2nd grade level with comprehension. She’s hyperlexic. She will read my texts over my shoulder out loud like, girl, stay out of my business! 😩
We started reading with our girls day 1. We now have two nearly 4 yr olds who LOVE reading, learning, and are farther advanced than their peers in comprehension. All this to say, they’re smarter than us already and I’m afraid for me and everyone they encounter. 😂
Isn’t she already over budget? JFC. Serious question, when do we all start actually being as big of a problem for them as they are for the entire country?
“Bleach Blonde, Bad Built, Butch Body gremlin shrieks to her dick-tator FREE MY MAN CHAUVIN!” There, fixed it.
What does an armadillo have to do to be taken serious around here?!
“I’m so glad my tax dollars fund genocide of children.” - Zionists, MAGATs, and “it’s not my business folks”
I am neither of these things, but can I still apply?
It’s giving North Korea.
One of my children is autistic - they are on Apple Health (WA Medicaid program). My child is now at risk of being added to a registry of individuals diagnosed with Autism. I cannot explain to the unease and fear I feel for my child.
Transness is a spectrum, not a ladder.
So much for PHI. 🙃
The absolute trash of human being SHILOH HENDRIX who slung racial slurs at a 5 yr old child, who also happens to be autistic, has received nearly half a million dollars from @givesendgo.bsky.social donators. The child in question has a GFM set by the ACLU of NY. Let’s double their efforts!
My friend’s husband (also my friend, but not relevant to the story) was helping me change my brakes last night. We were talking about each step, and before he continued, he asks, “wait, do you know how all of this works?” He ASKED if I knew BEFORE explaining.
And that’s on mansplaining.
She’s a 10 but she “ate it all”, and really she only took two bites and is full. *
She is not full.
She’s a 10 but she eats the edges of pizza and puts the rest back while grabbing a new slice.
If we’re serious about more efficient government and better everyday life in America - which we all should be - that means actually improving government, not cutting health care for poor people and slashing support for veterans.
Harriet Hageman got booed to oblivion last night in her own town hall for pumping up Doge so hard that even her loyal suckers woke up and smelled the bullshit—about five months too late!
Everyday I wake up and hear, “breaking news” and pop a Zoloft and Wellbutrin like, welp - at least I can’t feel it.
House and Senate republicans are actually calling out the Trump administration for their plans to withdraw from NATO's Supreme Allied Command Europe - the primary command that oversees support for Ukraine, and the first step in abandoning NATO allies.
“I hope everything you touch from now on is a little damp” is my new go to insult. 🫶🏼😬
Pete, WTF. Why are our representatives not working together to stop this? There seems to be no partnership or consensus of ideas. We are failing because we refuse to work together. Help.
Just another day of arguing with mediocre white men on the internet.
I’m gonna throw up. 🤮
If the most punchable face is within arms reach of me, I’m leaning into it. Zelensky’s strength and composure are top tier, and he is a far better person than I.
Wild asking Zelensky that when they allow Elon to stroll around in his 2005 Ed Hardy uniform.
