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he/him, 30somthin, rare nsfw. I literally just repost cute stuff all day, not an OC thought in my head. If I follow you I will probably like every single post.

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Like she fucks up but sociopatic? Both her and Simon aren't in a position that really provides clear coms. She basically teleporting around trying to focus on fixing a problem, and Simon is too hyper focused on escaping the hellscape to internalize anything that he's been told up to each point.

10.03.2026 10:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

10.03.2026 03:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 16786 ๐Ÿ” 4144 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 282 ๐Ÿ“Œ 252

hard to tell which parts of my sexuality are internalized compulsory "i'm supposed to want sex" guydude conditioning and which are "maybe i've overstated the magnitude of my demisexuality and i'm just actually horny"

08.03.2026 23:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 150 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ใ‚ทใƒผใ‚ซใƒผใ‚บๅพฉๅˆป๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽŠใƒดใƒฉใƒใƒ ใ•ใ‚“ๅพฉๅˆป๐ŸŽ‰ๅ†ใณ็ ‚ๆผ ใธ๏ผ๐Ÿœ๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ

06.03.2026 12:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 48 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What are we, really?

08.03.2026 17:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 291 ๐Ÿ” 79 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know what, you're right! I should go treat myself to these... daywalker activities today.

08.03.2026 09:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh, looks like she was waiting for you.

08.03.2026 09:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2403 ๐Ÿ” 485 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
there once was a filthy old deacon
a savant at getting his freak on
he'd just shout at his flock
while slapping his cock
til to death he was finally beaten

there once was a filthy old deacon a savant at getting his freak on he'd just shout at his flock while slapping his cock til to death he was finally beaten

07.03.2026 18:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 531 ๐Ÿ” 125 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dear Sanrio. Add Show By Rock characters to Hello Kitty Island Adventure and I will buy your game.

05.03.2026 01:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So many stores are currently built like fort Knox and still closing down. Like ain't no one stealing there anymore and you're struggling, I don't think that was ever the issue.

05.03.2026 17:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

stores have no idea how much shoplifting takes place, they only know when stock doesn't match records. how much is due to human error, incorrect shipments, breakage, and theft is a guess. literally cannot know if shoplifting is on the rise.

this was a radicalizing discovery for me.

04.03.2026 22:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2639 ๐Ÿ” 918 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38 ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

*Daps up the homie* Yee I gotchu

04.03.2026 15:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 06:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 8842 ๐Ÿ” 3310 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 47

People get annoyed by small children crying in public, but honestly I get more peeved when they calm down super quickly. Youโ€™re telling me youโ€™re just FINE now? Youโ€™re just chillin and doing a coloring book? Motherfucker if Iโ€™m weeping in public my day is RUINED, who let you bounce back that fast?

03.03.2026 16:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 73 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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็ฉบ็™ฝใฎๆใๆ–น

24.05.2025 14:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1169 ๐Ÿ” 340 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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meow meowww prrr meow meow prrrrrrrr

#littlefella #meowwww #creature #critter #prrrrr #goblin

meow meowww prrr meow meow prrrrrrrr #littlefella #meowwww #creature #critter #prrrrr #goblin

little fella #77

25.02.2026 02:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thats a lot of pressure...

01.03.2026 13:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is so beautiful, I LOVE it when others get tattoos like this. <333

01.03.2026 11:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 104 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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wolfboy

27.02.2026 18:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 4839 ๐Ÿ” 1346 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

25.02.2026 19:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 22595 ๐Ÿ” 8168 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 102 ๐Ÿ“Œ 67
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NO CROSSING CREW NECKS ARE HERE!!

im so happy they arrived in time ๐Ÿ˜ญ they'll make their debut at vf and fe!

24.02.2026 20:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 299 ๐Ÿ” 66 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I recently came across a handful of og straight genus comics at the comic book store at the mall and I lost my mind.

23.02.2026 11:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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reuploadin the arm cannon was bugging me

23.02.2026 02:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2795 ๐Ÿ” 711 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Turn on the TV. Doesnโ€™t matter what channel.

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The Monday Period: Pages 1-4
#garfield #imsorryjon

18.02.2026 21:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 4300 ๐Ÿ” 2401 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 58 ๐Ÿ“Œ 208
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flashback to the world's most committed backseater

20.02.2026 21:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 71 ๐Ÿ” 17 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Illustration of an ocean sunfish floating at the surface of a sparkling blue ocean with a bite of its head missing and two seagulls. Text says โ€œIโ€™m thriving.โ€

Illustration of an ocean sunfish floating at the surface of a sparkling blue ocean with a bite of its head missing and two seagulls. Text says โ€œIโ€™m thriving.โ€

Iโ€™m not weird and stupid, Iโ€™m just specially adapted to a niche u dont understand ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ๐ŸŸ

inspired by the recent Hank Green video about the ocean sunfish ! Itโ€™s nice to see someone be nice to the sunfish lol

20.02.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1624 ๐Ÿ” 502 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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A Gorillaz short film by The Line studio is coming on February 27 on Youtube : "The Mountain, The Moon Cave and The Sad God".
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucRu...

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