It's been so hard getting used to this new war. I've been writing "Iraq war" on my checks all week.
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It's been so hard getting used to this new war. I've been writing "Iraq war" on my checks all week.
Great moments in music: 1981, hot on the heels of her debut single Physical and before he came out, the world was briefly introduced to the celebrity power couple, Olivia Elton John.
I'll bet many of those advocating for ICE agents doing their jobs are also flashing their headlights to warn total strangers about cops waiting around the next curve.
Couple days late, but y'all... Bad Bunny absolutely crushed it. #SuperBowl
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Um, @xfinity, what happened to the bottom half of Laura Dern? #superbowlads
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"Most people mistake their inherited conditioning for identity." - Aldous Huxley
Guys, the new trailer just dropped.
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"Skarsgård" is Swedish for "Baldwin."
Clutter is just delayed decisions.
Let Trump add Canada 🇨🇦 as our 51st state. It would be like adding another entire California's worth of progressive voters. Republicans would never get elected as dog catcher. 🤣
Letting someone have the last word is having the last word.
Death by hanging is brutal punishment, but I'll bet for a split second, it really releases your lower back.
Please trust me when I say I've never wanted out of any relationship more than this "Wrestling Parents" group chat.
If there's not a British headline tomorrow that reads "US Troops Nick Maduro," somebody deserves to be sacked.
Warner Bros? More like Warner Hoes, amirite?! www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
Something tells me Rocky Balboa would not have been as successful, if he had to pair Bluetooth earbuds to his phone, sync his podcast library, and start his workout routine across 37 different fitness devices.
No matter what happens in the next 15 minutes, please don't let my epitaph read, "He died meeting some random dude at a Casey's on Christmas Eve to sell an Xbox Kinect sensor for $25."
I don't know who needs to hear this but recycle your old tech boxes. And your old tech. And just everything you don't use anymore.
If I eat any more salmon this week, I'm officially going to have to hibernate until spring.
In another stunner, today the White House announced the island will be renamed Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Island.
I just got escorted out of Five Below. Guys, they are dead serious about that Dribble Zone.
So proud of Sarah for her accomplishments at #DECA. #FutureLeader
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"It's fine to please people, as long as you're one of them." - @jeffersonfisher.bsky.social
"Choose what future you needs over what current you wants." - @scottdclary.bsky.social
It's hard to eat baklava while wearing a balaclava.
Trump hates Somalis, unless they happen to be sommeliers.
In preparation for playing Mark Kelly in the inevitable biopic, Hugh Jackman is shaving his head and having his legs shortened.
Adoption is a wonderful gift, but it can create some confusing feelings for kids and parents alike. I can never really know her experience, but I'll support her however I can.
"And I'm glad she made it, because I can't imagine our family without you. How do you feel about that?"
She said quietly, "I don't know."
I continued, "That's okay. And it's always okay for you to ask me questions like this. I'm always here to talk about how you're feeling."
