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any day can be turned around by having enough money to purchase a bahn mi

cold brew drinkers are freaks of nature and yet society accommodates them. why?

We need government regulation of male baristas NOW

most people don’t know this, but the junction in Toronto is actually the pinnacle of human achievement

Unearned Optimism February

im young at heart

I wish I knew more. just in general

having one of those days where I feel like I'm one of the top 10 dumbest people alive

love an outfit where the vibe is sort of how mormon can I get

I’m basically a normal person until someone asks me an open ended question about my interests

crossing the street is about making the cars respect you

if I use two exclamation marks, rather than one, people will know I have a kind heart

not saying it should be illegal to be a male barista but maybe heavily taxed?

this year you applied to 373990 jobs! none wanted you

maaaaybe cortados should be illegal? maaaaaaaybe

what’s in my bag:

10 crumpled up tissues
5 receipts
Six loose dollars

having one kind of fucked up friendship becomes like let me just approach all people with trepidation and fear 😃

life can be spectacular but occasionally, fleetingly, out of the corner of your eye

peanut butter truly didn't have to go so hard and yet it does. every day. how many of us can say that?

everyone at the function knows I’m trying to fix scapular winging because I’m not being very subtle about it

lowkey in my pescatarian era …

gentle parenting customers by calmly asking if they want that for here or to go

If you walk around wearing a large scarf people might not guess that you’re underemployed

I’ve really been into sleeping lately

I love writing a todo list and accomplishing everything on it except for the one hard thing

Is there anything better than getting home from work and getting to eat a giant yogurt bowl with 1.5 bananas

starting to think each day might be filled with potential…

I’m sick of these hairdressers who are too afraid to cut my bangs short!!! get a grip and chop it off!!!

Being a woman who’s only aging in one direction rocks because you realize that all the cute shit they have in stores is there for ME

Dissociating in a department store on the eve of a major holiday is LITERALLY one of mankind’s best inventions