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Motorsports enthusiast. Wrench turner. Heel toe shifter. Hockey Fan. Music listener. I can smoke a nice pork shoulder.

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Relaxing in my hotel room after a long travel day and all I can hear is some hip hop band set up in the courtyard below screaming "TITTIES! TITTIES! TITTIES!" over a bass groove. Welcome to Austin.

13.03.2026 00:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am going to go to a dumb bar at dumb 11pm to watch a dumb F1 race because it's behind a dumb paywall and I refuse to subscribe to another dumb streaming service. At least there will be fried foods.

08.03.2026 01:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is absolutely wonderful. Recommend watching it at least 6 times.

06.03.2026 02:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have had enough Penguins game for tonight. The awful ESPN broadcast crew is making this at least ten times more painful than it needs to be.

06.03.2026 01:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Goal tender interference is just a vibe.

06.03.2026 01:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There was a team at music trivia last night named Bizarre Love Triangle Hoagie and that is such a fantastic yinzer reference.

04.03.2026 01:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A song with lyrics that include "I've been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding" is a bold yet accurate choice for BMW to use in a commercial. Pretty much explains anyone willing to buy an X3.

28.02.2026 18:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dammit. I only practice bird law.

27.02.2026 15:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@apexadjacent.com About to start streaming this week's episode and never before have I seen the "possible topical misinformation/wikipedia" tag on youtube. I am apparently about to get into some shit. Maybe literally? Well done, guys.

27.02.2026 14:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I just learned this his son plays for the Minnesota Twins. Had an RBI against the Pirates yesterday.

27.02.2026 14:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One fallout of the pandemic years has been TV networks throwing on some talking head on with a shitty webcam on a zoom call and normalizing it as broadcast quality. Looks like a public access show, but it's fine.

26.02.2026 01:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing plastic spoons on his eyes says " i was too busy mmmmmblockin ' out the haters " ALT: a man wearing plastic spoons on his eyes says " i was too busy mmmmmblockin ' out the haters "

I drove past a house tonight that not only still had the Christmas lights up, but they were turned on. I have to imagine that house has beef with neighbors and it is an act of chaos at this point.

25.02.2026 01:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Recently started watching Detroiters and the Birthday Party episode may be one of my favorite 30 minutes of TV ever.

24.02.2026 02:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can we get this guy at ticket to the State of the Union Address?

23.02.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And just like that the Law & Order reruns have returned to USA Network. The Olympics are over. Cable TV is healing.

23.02.2026 04:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Totally expected the Tkachuk brothers to fight each other for the stuffed animals.

22.02.2026 16:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The sadness of the silver medal ceremony is always something to behold. Four dogs dying could not cause this much grief.

22.02.2026 16:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

US Dollar should be replaced by the Hellebuyck as official currency.

22.02.2026 16:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tom Wilson absolutely devastated to learn that a "golden goal" isn't to win a refreshing sip of post-game urine.

22.02.2026 15:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am simply not used to experiencing this much adrenaline this early on a Sunday.

22.02.2026 15:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mike Eruzione is the 1972 Dolphins of hockey.

22.02.2026 13:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I finally got around to making General Tso's chicken. Did not disappoint.l

21.02.2026 23:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excited to finally order the parts for my kei car that I've been neglecting.

20.02.2026 17:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's much easier to cheer against the team that employs Brad Marchand and Tom Wilson when Crosby isn't in the lineup. If Finland regains the lead here I might have to dig out my HIM albums.

20.02.2026 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seven overtime period playoff games that end sometime around 2AM on a Wednesday are a right of passage for hockey fans. You always remember where you were when the Zamboni ran out of gas and they stopped selling concessions so long ago, you got hungry again.

19.02.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a nifty goal. May that gal never have to pay for a drink again for the rest of her life.

19.02.2026 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't make me tap the sign.

19.02.2026 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been meaning to ask you about that smudge mark

19.02.2026 04:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bought all of the ingredients to make General Tso's chicken the other day when I was at the store, except chicken. In retrospect that seems like a real oversight on my part.

18.02.2026 22:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like a new batch of meth that makes you naked just dropped.

18.02.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0